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Seems thing in Holland are really turning nasty, we even can't recieve Dutch telly anymore :eek:

Hope our friends from across the border are still okay :wink:

Update: Just been out to walk the dog, and it's bloody treacherous... Slippery as hell, vicious wind... Nearly fell about a dozen of times :urff:
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The snow gave up and went away down here. So it's bollock freezing and as ugly as ever.

I'm moving to Irkutsk. Svetlana the flame-haired Siberian temptress can have me. It's not like anyone else is that bothered.

I remember reading that in Verkhoyansk (Soviet prison town in the arse end of arctic nowhere) temperatures drop to a January average of -50C. I think that makes it the coldest continually inhabited place on Earth. Skiing, anyone?
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scotty wrote:
Zuma wrote: the Cat and Zuma poker championship night unfolds down here...
What kind of poker will yous be playing....Dave....eh? :innocent:
If you read it before, it would make sense or you are being obtuse :lol:

Just lost on a Queen Jack... :evil:
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Time to break out the sweaters :( Only going to be 20 degrees C here today some light drizzle too. :cry:
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Just got home after a fair walk through the snow and hard wind.........I do miss summer!
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hallucienate wrote:Only going to be 20 degrees C here today
Alright no need to rub it in... :evil: :roll: :lol:
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Zuma wrote:
scotty wrote:
Zuma wrote: the Cat and Zuma poker championship night unfolds down here...
What kind of poker will yous be playing....Dave....eh? :innocent:
If you read it before, it would make sense or you are being obtuse :lol:

Just lost on a Queen Jack... :evil:
STRIP was the answer I was hoping for Dave :twisted: & obtuse......me? :innocent:
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scotty wrote:
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scotty wrote: What kind of poker will yous be playing....Dave....eh? :innocent:
If you read it before, it would make sense or you are being obtuse :lol:

Just lost on a Queen Jack... :evil:
STRIP was the answer I was hoping for Dave :twisted: & obtuse......me? :innocent:
Only lost about 3000 chips, and dont worry they were poker chips, not real ones :lol:
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boudicca wrote:
hallucienate wrote:Only going to be 20 degrees C here today
Alright no need to rub it in... :evil: :roll: :lol:
I saw snow today! Thick snow was lying on the ground all around Santa's Grotto. :roll: :roll:
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hallucienate wrote:
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hallucienate wrote:Only going to be 20 degrees C here today
Alright no need to rub it in... :evil: :roll: :lol:
I saw snow today! Thick snow was lying on the ground all around Santa's Grotto. :roll: :roll:
IMHO just about the right sanction for showing off here. :twisted:
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Nobody been sliding down hills on a polly bag yet?.
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scotty wrote:Nobody been sliding down hills on a polly bag yet?.

Aye you can take the boy oot o' Rosewell.... :innocent: :lol:
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DerekR wrote:
scotty wrote:Nobody been sliding down hills on a polly bag yet?.

Aye you can take the boy oot o' Rosewell.... :innocent: :lol:


:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

We have gold-plated sledges here in Beersdin... :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
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scotty wrote:Nobody been sliding down hills on a polly bag yet?.

Aye you can take the boy oot o' Rosewell.... :innocent: :lol:


:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

We have gold-plated sledges here in Beersdin... :innocent:

:lol: 8) :notworthy:

Boudicca = a M&S polly bag- :D

Scotty = a Tesco polly bag- :|

Derek R = a Pound Stretcher polly bag :twisted:
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scotty wrote:
boudicca wrote:
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Aye you can take the boy oot o' Rosewell.... :innocent: :lol:


:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

We have gold-plated sledges here in Beersdin... :innocent:

:lol: 8) :notworthy:

Boudicca = a M&S polly bag- :D

Scotty = a Tesco polly bag- :|

Derek R = a Pound Stretcher polly bag :twisted:


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scotty wrote:Boudicca = a M&S polly bag- :D

Scotty = a Tesco polly bag- :|

Derek R = a Pound Stretcher polly bag :twisted:
I didnae come oot o that too well, did I?

Still, at least Poundies bags are nice and thick, so my arse wouldn't get torn to shreds :lol: Tesco bags? you could shoot peas through them!
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DerekR wrote:
scotty wrote:Boudicca = a M&S polly bag- :D

Scotty = a Tesco polly bag- :|

Derek R = a Pound Stretcher polly bag :twisted:
I didnae come oot o that too well, did I?

Still, at least Poundies bags are nice and thick, so my arse wouldn't get torn to shreds :lol: Tesco bags? you could shoot peas through them!
An old car bonnet was a favorite substitute sledge in Rosewell, you couldn't half get up some speed coming down the "Bing" :eek: :lol: , how none of us were killed still amazes me :eek:
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scotty wrote:Boudicca = a M&S polly bag- :D

Scotty = a Tesco polly bag- :|

Derek R = a Pound Stretcher polly bag :twisted:
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scotty wrote:Boudicca = a M&S polly bag- :D
:eek: Supermarket shopping? I think not!!!


We have Peckham's deliver to our door, or the maid cooks... :innocent: ;D
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the long-threatened (or "promised" if you like that sort of thing) snow has just started heavily here.....then stopped. the sky is full of it though,and the first lot has settled so iexpect it to be full-on later. i wonder how far away my dentist lives (appointment for first thing)
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I really had to laugh at how badly they coped with it in Cornwall last week. Then again I don't drive.
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it was 31 degrees C here today :cool:
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hallucienate wrote:it was 31 degrees C here today :cool:
stop it! stop it! stop it!

hee only kidding! I know what you mean and am green with envy at you southern people....but wait, in six months time tables are turned...haha!

hmm...I am that southern people :roll:

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hallucienate wrote:it was 31 degrees C here today :cool:
I'm useless in that kind of heat. I passed out in Italy in the freezer aisle of a supermarket on a day when it was 37 degrees :lol: .

Good thing about the cold is you can wrap up to get out of it. In the heat you have no option but to walk around naked continuously chucking buckets of cold water over your head...

... there's a mental image for you, people! :wink: :innocent:
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...and it never happened! it started again for about ten minutes by which time it had decided to turn into rain;all the heavy-with-snow clouds had blown along toward's BoF and emily strange's neck of the woods, and that was that. 8)
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