CHEESE

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Top ten hilarious Black metal pictures......

HERE

*Warning. Not particularly work safe (well two of them aren't....One really isn't brain safe unless you like looking at lard)
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:eek: Very cute!
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it's a bit early for that, Di... crikey
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Just be thankful Justin's not in a Black Metal band.
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emilystrange wrote:it's a bit early for that, Di... crikey
Luckily it's 5pm in my time zone.

Anyway, a nice selection. :lol:

I think No. 1 was one of the least alarming. Some of the others... :eek:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Just be thankful Justin's not in a Black Metal band.
unless he's got his bits escaping from trousers.. :lol:
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I thought this thread would have something to do with cheese...

But what I saw :P
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I reckon, sewing skills are underestimated in the BM world.



MB: can you be sure pic No 1 has nothing to do with cheese?
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote: MB: can you be sure pic No 1 has nothing to do with cheese?
*checks* coke, smells like coca-cola?

Today is just weird because when I posted that comment I'm sure I had seen other pictures?! :?
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CHEESE!

I'll get me coat.
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Now that's showbiz folks.
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markfiend wrote:CHEESE!

I'll get me coat.
Thanks for the info MF, but I was referring to d*ck cheese. :P



Ok, I'll better get my coat now... :oops:
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canon docre wrote: Thanks for the info MF, but I was referring to d*ck cheese. :P
Sorry but referring to that d*ck, it is so small IMO he must be very brave to put it on public display!

o.k. also going to get my cloak thingy :oops:
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LIBBY!!! :innocent: :wink:

As far as our Black Metal flasher is concerned... does he actually realise his (not very impressive) Phallus Of Doom is on display?

And... how exactly did it happen?! :eek: :urff:
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Number 5......... :eek: :urff:
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blimey! :urff:
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mr fiend?

must i REALLY post more pictures of justin's crotch to disprove that?
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Is there any proof that there's no rolled up socks down there?
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Is there any proof that there's no rolled up socks down there?
Or a cucumber ala Spinal Tap.
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Yawn
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Yawn
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

I just waited until you enter the discussion. :innocent:
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canon docre wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Yawn
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

I just waited until you enter the discussion. :innocent:
:lol: :notworthy:

This is much better (Gaahl is from Gorgoroth btw)

Image
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Image
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
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emilystrange wrote:must i REALLY post more pictures of justin's crotch to disprove that?
I hear he ranks highly in Rome.
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