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It takes twelve bees their entire lives to make a teaspoonful of honey.

What a world we live in 8) .
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Have you been watching David Attenborough on BBC1?
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boudicca wrote:It takes twelve bees their entire lives to make a teaspoonful of honey.

What a world we live in 8) .
Sounds like the sort of pay-cheque we get at work 8)
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boudicca wrote:It takes twelve bees their entire lives to make a teaspoonful of honey.

What a world we live in 8) .
And how long does a bee live?
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is that runny honey or the other stuff? :innocent:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Have you been watching David Attenborough on BBC1?
I think that might have been where I got it, yeah.

I love bees, they're f**king genuises, I'm telling you... 8)
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Bees kind of scare me. I think it's Terry Pratchett's fault, with the suggestion that a hive has a mind, made up of all the bees within that hive. Kind of like our minds are made up of all our brain cells, but a bit more distributed.

Our old biology teacher when I was at school kept a couple of hives. It's weird the way the bees seem to recognise their humans. Beekeeping is done by magic. :lol:
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Keep in mind that there are billions and billions of them in one hive. A single man couldn't build a Volvo from scratch in a lifetime. That's why there are billions and billions of workers in one Volvo factory, and only a few of them gets to mate with the Volvo queen. Not sure if there's any honey involved but I imagine there could be...
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:
boudicca wrote:It takes twelve bees their entire lives to make a teaspoonful of honey.

What a world we live in 8) .
Sounds like the sort of pay-cheque we get at work 8)
Very true. :(
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boudicca wrote:It takes twelve bees their entire lives to make a teaspoonful of honey.

What a world we live in 8) .
I hope the rest birthday was more exciting than this post :wink:
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boudicca wrote:It takes twelve bees their entire lives to make a teaspoonful of honey.

What a world we live in 8) .
I hope the rest birthday was more exciting than this post :wink:
Have you no sense of wonder at the amazing-ness of nature young man :wink:
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Amazing

i typed amazing into the google image finder thingy

this was the very top image

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amazing swedish girls :notworthy: :notworthy:
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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Nah mate, that's amazing:

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.....do earwigs make chutney?

I'm in need of a bit of 'Eddie' at the moment.... :(
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:Nah mate, that's amazing:

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That's illegal in most countries... :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote:Nah mate, that's amazing:

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That's illegal in most countries... :innocent:
What, the hat? Or pretending to be Australian? :innocent: :wink:
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