The Heartland Christmas Tree

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Given that it's officially the festive season now, I thought we could do with an appropriate Christmas tree. So I went to the cemetery next door and dug this one up...


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Merry Christmas!
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Nice one! :notworthy:

My ex took all the Christmas stuff so I can't "add" something to it.

"Lights" would be nice!
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Von's getting in the Christmas spirit too: Image
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markfiend wrote:Von's getting in the Christmas spirit too: Image
Brilliant Mark!!! :notworthy:

That smiley should be put on top of the tree! :lol:
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Done ;D

And added a bit of me own ;)

Could be fun, really...

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Image


Done ;D

And added a bit of me own ;)

Could be fun, really...

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:lol: as Señor Blast might say, I prophesy disaster!
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Added scotty's wee dug :lol:
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Ozpat wrote:Nice one! :notworthy:

My ex took all the Christmas stuff so I can't "add" something to it.

"Lights" would be nice!
I did not know that Lights was a Christmas song.
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That's brilliant, Izzy and Derek. Now, if we did get lights on it, that dog could be in danger...
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Petseri wrote:
Ozpat wrote:Nice one! :notworthy:

My ex took all the Christmas stuff so I can't "add" something to it.

"Lights" would be nice!
I did not know that Lights was a Christmas song.
Yes it is....the song convinced me to believe in Santa.

@ DerekR: :notworthy: Happy though that you didn't let the dog p!ss into the crib... :innocent:
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Ozpat wrote:@ DerekR: :notworthy: Happy though that you didn't let the dog p!ss into the crib... :innocent:
*wonders out loud* ;D

...nah ;)

Oh, and if I provide the candles, someone can put the in the tree and light them :?:

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Weird.

Somehow it gives a satisfactory feeling to see Mr Eldritch with a gnarled tree stuck up his arse.

Must be the holiday season.

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santa Von will bring us new album :lol:
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Looks nice :D

Now who'll set it all on fire? :innocent:
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its bonsai Christmas tree
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I allas think a star is nice at the top ;D
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I allas think a star is nice at the top ;D
I really was waiting for that reply, rev'rend! ;D :notworthy: ;D :notworthy: ;D :notworthy:

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That's not a bad idea at all... To see Von hanging will not please everyone though, I'm affraid :lol:

Now someone ought to put a cd underneath the tree :P
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Bartoszek wrote:its bonsai Christmas tree
So that's why Von looks so large :lol: :innocent:
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DerekR wrote:Image

Added scotty's wee dug :lol:
Cheers Derek, it's a richt nice wee dug anaw :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
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ye'll be wantin' a Coo next ;)
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James Blast wrote:ye'll be wantin' a Coo next ;)
:lol:

Anyone want to oblige?
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James Blast wrote:ye'll be wantin' a Coo next ;)
:lol: :lol: Mags has just said the same, I think that should be left to Libby, as long as it's a Broon Coo :twisted:
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