Mainly for the boys, but girls like a beer or two too
(May or may not be entirely work safe. Depends on yourself, actually...)
IZ.
They're back!
- Izzy HaveMercy
- The Worlds Greatest Living Belgian
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- hallucienate
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when I typed in "intelligent conversation" they just shrugged their shoulders
- Izzy HaveMercy
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That's because it is spelled 'inteligent' for female waitresses...hallucienate wrote:when I typed in "intelligent conversation" they just shrugged their shoulders
*runs*
IZ.
- canon docre
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I got them to react on 'tits'.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
- eastmidswhizzkid
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i'm still waiting for my drink...
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
- James Blast
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red wine, Holsten pils and gin sling got me hee-haw
very poor
very poor
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
- eastmidswhizzkid
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...but they're too busy fellating bananas
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Don’t interrupt them. I want to study the technique of these lusty ladies.eastmidswhizzkid wrote:'m still waiting for my drink...but they're too busy fellating bananas
Why, God's sake???nick the stripper wrote:Don’t interrupt them. I want to study the technique of these lusty ladies.eastmidswhizzkid wrote:'m still waiting for my drink...but they're too busy fellating bananas
Bananas are for eating, Nick
do i drive
or am i driven
or am i driven
- boudicca
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For your own benefit?nick the stripper wrote:Don’t interrupt them. I want to study the technique of these lusty ladies.eastmidswhizzkid wrote:'m still waiting for my drink...but they're too busy fellating bananas
You'll need a yoga class first, n'est ce pas?
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
- Mrs. Snowey
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Or a "flexible friend"boudicca wrote:For your own benefit?nick the stripper wrote:Don’t interrupt them. I want to study the technique of these lusty ladies.eastmidswhizzkid wrote:'m still waiting for my drink...but they're too busy fellating bananas
You'll need a yoga class first, n'est ce pas?
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
- Brideoffrankenstein
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Yoga is harder than it looks - take it from me!boudicca wrote: You'll need a yoga class first
- boudicca
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Yeah but Nick's got an incentive...Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Yoga is harder than it looks - take it from me!boudicca wrote: You'll need a yoga class first
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
- Izzy HaveMercy
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Try 'star trek' for a change. And 'kiss' and 'fight' of course.
A lot of the commands of the VB1 are still valid.
IZ.
A lot of the commands of the VB1 are still valid.
IZ.
- boudicca
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"naked political debate" got a reaction, but seemed to yield very little in the way of... well, political debate.
Oooh I've got a good idea...
Oooh I've got a good idea...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
- Izzy HaveMercy
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1. baltica
2. barbie
3. become a man
4. bend over
5. blackjack
6. burzynski
7. butt
8. can
9. canadian
10. chicken
11. coors
12. creemore
13. dance
14. feel
15. fellatio
16. fight
17. finger
18. fire
19. frank
20. gun
21. halls fruit breezers (just kidding)
22. heineken
23. henderson
24. jedi
25. jugs
26. kiss
27. kiss security guy
28. lesbian
29. maid
30. poker
31. pour
32. rolling
33. rub
34. salute
35. scale
36. scare
37. sing
38. slap
39. strip
40. strip lisa
41. strip trisha
42. tetley
43. have a meaningful conversation (the most honest response of the lot)
IZ.
2. barbie
3. become a man
4. bend over
5. blackjack
6. burzynski
7. butt
8. can
9. canadian
10. chicken
11. coors
12. creemore
13. dance
14. feel
15. fellatio
16. fight
17. finger
18. fire
19. frank
20. gun
21. halls fruit breezers (just kidding)
22. heineken
23. henderson
24. jedi
25. jugs
26. kiss
27. kiss security guy
28. lesbian
29. maid
30. poker
31. pour
32. rolling
33. rub
34. salute
35. scale
36. scare
37. sing
38. slap
39. strip
40. strip lisa
41. strip trisha
42. tetley
43. have a meaningful conversation (the most honest response of the lot)
IZ.
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- Slight Overbomber
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Damn right I have incentive! Plus I'm double jointed.boudicca wrote:Yeah but Nick's got an incentive...Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Yoga is harder than it looks - take it from me!boudicca wrote: You'll need a yoga class first