Smokers don't get jobs...

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Seems fair enough to me. Don't just talk the talk. I wasn't planning on applying for a job there anyway.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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It makes sense being the World Health Organisation...
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If I've ever been asked the question in interview, I've said "no". Having not smoked for three weeks I say "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

Thank you. That feels so much better. :wink:
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A round of applause for Mr. Mernor.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Francis wrote:A round of applause for Mr. Mernor.
Thank you Mr. Barton.

Anyone else wanna post their real name in open forum?
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No doubt you've used one of your many pseudonyms down the benefit office. :wink:
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I caught one of the female personal trainers at my gym hiding behind a wall in the car park having a fag a while back. I now shout and throw things at her.
How the f**k can she train someone to be fit while she's coughing black s**t up all day long ?
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Johnny M wrote:
Francis wrote:A round of applause for Mr. Mernor.
Thank you Mr. Barton.

Anyone else wanna post their real name in open forum?
I did, in replying to the "Stewart Morrow's new band" thread the other day. :wink:

Now the FBI will be on to me... :von:
Or maybe just Buxcorp.

Either way I'm not that fussed... wait, was that a knock on the door I just heard? At this time of night... ?:eek: :eek: :eek:
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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boudicca wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
Francis wrote:A round of applause for Mr. Mernor.
Thank you Mr. Barton.

Anyone else wanna post their real name in open forum?
I did, in replying to the "Stewart Morrow's new band" thread the other day. :wink:

Now the FBI will be on to me... :von:
Or maybe just Buxcorp.

Either way I'm not that fussed... wait, was that a knock on the door I just heard? At this time of night... ?:eek: :eek: :eek:
Claire Morrow is fab. Says Johnny Mernor. :wink:
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Johnny M wrote:Claire Morrow is fab. Says Johnny Mernor. :wink:
Yer I know. :innocent:
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boudicca wrote: Now the FBI will be on to me... :von:
Or maybe just Buxcorp.
a typo Claire,surely? we wouldn't want anyone to think our errant chairman and baxcorp are in any way connected. :wink: :innocent: :lol:
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biggy wrote:I caught one of the female personal trainers at my gym hiding behind a wall in the car park having a fag a while back. I now shout and throw things at her.
How the f**k can she train someone to be fit while she's coughing black s**t up all day long ?
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Smoking causes health damage......so it says on my package,,,,,T should quit but I todayy..I'm so fecking addictive to these ciagarettes. Oh well....let's stjay LIVE.....

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biggy wrote: How the f**k can she train someone to be fit while she's coughing black s**t up all day long ?
What was the name of that British althete (think she was a hurdler) who used to smpke over 20 a day...was it Shirley Strong?
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So this is what happens to HLanders' typing skills in the wee small hours... :innocent: :lol:
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Johnny M wrote:Claire Morrow is fab. Says Johnny Mernor. :wink:
I was about to do some editing for you like last time, Johnny, but then I came across this post. :? :D
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boudicca wrote:So this is what happens to HLanders' typing skills in the wee small hours... :innocent: :lol:
Either that, or just lack of nicotine :lol:
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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Johnny M wrote:
Francis wrote:A round of applause for Mr. Mernor.
Thank you Mr. Barton.

Anyone else wanna post their real name in open forum?
Guess mine would get swear filtered :lol:
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boudicca wrote:So this is what happens to HLanders' typing skills in the wee small hours... :innocent: :lol:
Either that, or just lack of nicotine :lol:
Or being just slightly drunk? :innocent:
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Mr. Wah wrote:
biggy wrote:I caught one of the female personal trainers at my gym hiding behind a wall in the car park having a fag a while back. I now shout and throw things at her.
How the f**k can she train someone to be fit while she's coughing black s**t up all day long ?
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>Pure discrimination or another step towards a smoke-free world?

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HHHmmmnn, think I've just read about some German guy who's firm offer a bonus for 'fit, healthy non-smoking workers' The guy ticks the 'of course I am a non-smoker' box each month - but fellow workers sent an investigator round to spy on him, the investigators took photos of him having a ciggy in his back yard and now he's been sacked.
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I'm always slightly bemused between the paradox of smoking and drinking. One is ostracized and the other is socially acceptable. As the former used to be. How long before the latter is ostracized as well?

I can't be arsed to do any research on the seperate subjects as I'd rather lose myself in Emily. 8)

Easy Jo, you're fine. :wink:
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boudicca wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
Francis wrote:A round of applause for Mr. Mernor.
Thank you Mr. Barton.

Anyone else wanna post their real name in open forum?
I did, in replying to the "Stewart Morrow's new band" thread the other day. :wink:

Now the FBI will be on to me... :von:
Or maybe just Buxcorp.

Either way I'm not that fussed... wait, was that a knock on the door I just heard? At this time of night... ?:eek: :eek: :eek:
I'll be alright, nobody will ever figure out my real name from posts on here :innocent:
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