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Izzy HaveMercy
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Mainly for the boys, but girls like a beer or two too ;)

(May or may not be entirely work safe. Depends on yourself, actually...)

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when I typed in "intelligent conversation" they just shrugged their shoulders :roll:
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Izzy HaveMercy
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hallucienate wrote:when I typed in "intelligent conversation" they just shrugged their shoulders :roll:
That's because it is spelled 'inteligent' for female waitresses...

*runs*

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I got them to react on 'tits'. :roll:

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Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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i'm still waiting for my drink... :innocent: :lol:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
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red wine, Holsten pils and gin sling got me hee-haw :(

very poor
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...but they're too busy fellating bananas :eek:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Pint of Vodka got me a 2 cans of beer, can't complain about the prompt service though.
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I typed "morons" - they didn't understand. Is their English worse than mine?
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"philosophy" didn't work as well.
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Mr. Wah
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Tammy only responds to "beer" and "strip" as far as I can tell...
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:'m still waiting for my drink...but they're too busy fellating bananas :eek:
Don’t interrupt them. I want to study the technique of these lusty ladies. :lol: :innocent:
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nick the stripper wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:'m still waiting for my drink...but they're too busy fellating bananas :eek:
Don’t interrupt them. I want to study the technique of these lusty ladies. :lol: :innocent:
Why, God's sake??? :?: :eek:
Bananas are for eating, Nick :innocent:
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nick the stripper wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:'m still waiting for my drink...but they're too busy fellating bananas :eek:
Don’t interrupt them. I want to study the technique of these lusty ladies. :lol: :innocent:
For your own benefit?

You'll need a yoga class first, n'est ce pas? :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:'m still waiting for my drink...but they're too busy fellating bananas :eek:
Don’t interrupt them. I want to study the technique of these lusty ladies. :lol: :innocent:
For your own benefit?

You'll need a yoga class first, n'est ce pas? :innocent:
Or a "flexible friend" :innocent: ;D
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boudicca wrote: You'll need a yoga class first
Yoga is harder than it looks - take it from me! :lol:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
boudicca wrote: You'll need a yoga class first
Yoga is harder than it looks - take it from me! :lol:
Yeah but Nick's got an incentive... :innocent: :wink:
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Try 'star trek' for a change. And 'kiss' and 'fight' of course. ;)

A lot of the commands of the VB1 are still valid.

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"naked political debate" got a reaction, but seemed to yield very little in the way of... well, political debate. :lol: :roll:

Oooh I've got a good idea...
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:lol: "Cheap ugly slappers" seemed to confuse them! :twisted:
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1. baltica
2. barbie
3. become a man
4. bend over
5. blackjack
6. burzynski
7. butt
8. can
9. canadian
10. chicken
11. coors
12. creemore
13. dance
14. feel
15. fellatio
16. fight
17. finger
18. fire
19. frank
20. gun
21. halls fruit breezers (just kidding)
22. heineken
23. henderson
24. jedi
25. jugs
26. kiss
27. kiss security guy
28. lesbian
29. maid
30. poker
31. pour
32. rolling
33. rub
34. salute
35. scale
36. scare
37. sing
38. slap
39. strip
40. strip lisa
41. strip trisha
42. tetley
43. have a meaningful conversation (the most honest response of the lot)

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nick the stripper
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boudicca wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
boudicca wrote: You'll need a yoga class first
Yoga is harder than it looks - take it from me! :lol:
Yeah but Nick's got an incentive... :innocent: :wink:
Damn right I have incentive! Plus I'm double jointed. :wink: :innocent:
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