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scotty wrote:I'll be alright, nobody will ever figure out my real name from posts on here :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:
scotty wrote:I'll be alright, nobody will ever figure out my real name from posts on here :innocent:
Frank?
Rumplestiltskin :innocent:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:I'll be alright, nobody will ever figure out my real name from posts on here :innocent:
And even if they did, I doubt you'd get a knock on the door as the shady Buxcorp guys :von: would have to get past a whole bunch of marauding COOS first! :lol: :wink:
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and a wee dug
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boudicca wrote:
scotty wrote:I'll be alright, nobody will ever figure out my real name from posts on here :innocent:
And even if they did, I doubt you'd get a knock on the door as the shady Buxcorp guys :von: would have to get past a whole bunch of marauding COOS first! :lol: :wink:
Not if the COOS are in the pay of :von:

Look closely, you'll see a head and star branded on their backsides ;)
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Motz wrote:
boudicca wrote:
scotty wrote:I'll be alright, nobody will ever figure out my real name from posts on here :innocent:
And even if they did, I doubt you'd get a knock on the door as the shady Buxcorp guys :von: would have to get past a whole bunch of marauding COOS first! :lol: :wink:
Not if the COOS are in the pay of :von:
Nice idea... but Heilan' coos answer to no man! ;D
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That's because most men are too tall for them to see eye to eye with :innocent:
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Motz wrote:That's because most men are too tall for them to see eye to eye with :innocent:
Now there speaks a Man that's never seen a"Heilan' Coo" :lol: , and you're right Boudicca, they're as wild as Thunder!!
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I stand corrected :oops:

My error might have something to do with the fact that the closest I've got to aforementioned Coos is a 6" by 4" print of a batik that I brought back from a holiday on Islay :lol:
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do Coos and effect go hand in hand? :innocent:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
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Johnny M wrote:I'm always slightly bemused between the paradox of smoking and drinking. One is ostracized and the other is socially acceptable.
That's because sitting in the same room as people having a pint doesn't give you lung cancer through passive smoking
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Johnny M wrote:I'm always slightly bemused between the paradox of smoking and drinking. One is ostracized and the other is socially acceptable.
That's because sitting in the same room as people having a pint doesn't give you lung cancer through passive smoking
That depends on the smoking policy of your pub of choice :innocent:
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Motz wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Johnny M wrote:I'm always slightly bemused between the paradox of smoking and drinking. One is ostracized and the other is socially acceptable.
That's because sitting in the same room as people having a pint doesn't give you lung cancer through passive smoking
That depends on the smoking policy of your pub of choice :innocent:
I meant sitting in a room in general with no-one smoking
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Johnny M wrote:I'm always slightly bemused between the paradox of smoking and drinking. One is ostracized and the other is socially acceptable.
That's because sitting in the same room as people having a pint doesn't give you lung cancer through passive smoking
But it could cause a black eye through passive drinking with Chelsea-fanatics...

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Johnny M wrote:I'm always slightly bemused between the paradox of smoking and drinking. One is ostracized and the other is socially acceptable.
That's because sitting in the same room as people having a pint doesn't give you lung cancer through passive smoking
But it could cause a black eye through passive drinking with Chelsea-fanatics...

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Bloody HLanders are responsible for quite a bit of passive drinking.

In the George:

"What would you like?"
"I'll just have a Coke thanks..."
"Oh, go on, will you not have a drink?"
"I'm likely to wind up on the street singing "Hey Big Spender" and impersonating your accents anyway"
"GO ON! Have a drink!"
"No really, I'm alright..."

ad infinitum :roll: :lol:

On Planet Dave:

"There's some lovely Estonian vodka, do you want some?"
"Haha... well, I don't know..."
"Go on, try a bit" *passes me the bottle, I take tiny sip and my throat goes on fire*
" :eek: CHRIST ON A BIKE!"
"I'll put some in your Coke..."
"Alright, just a little then..."
*Dave proceeds to empty the majority of the bottle's contents into my Cola, rendering it absolutely undrinkable.

They bloody tried, I'll give 'em that! :notworthy: :kiss:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Johnny M wrote:I'm always slightly bemused between the paradox of smoking and drinking. One is ostracized and the other is socially acceptable.
That's because sitting in the same room as people having a pint doesn't give you lung cancer through passive smoking
Mute point. But I was thinking more along the lines of the health issues (as discussed on the Bestie thread), anti-social behaviour generated through excess alcohol consumption, lost productivity though sickies/hang overs etc.
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Johnny M wrote:I'm always slightly bemused between the paradox of smoking and drinking. One is ostracized and the other is socially acceptable. As the former used to be. How long before the latter is ostracized as well?

I can't be arsed to do any research on the seperate subjects as I'd rather lose myself in Emily. 8)

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boudicca wrote:Bloody HLanders are responsible for quite a bit of passive drinking.

In the George:

"What would you like?"
"I'll just have a Coke thanks..."
"Oh, go on, will you not have a drink?"
"I'm likely to wind up on the street singing "Hey Big Spender" and impersonating your accents anyway"
"GO ON! Have a drink!"
"No really, I'm alright..."

ad infinitum :roll: :lol:

On Planet Dave:

"There's some lovely Estonian vodka, do you want some?"
"Haha... well, I don't know..."
"Go on, try a bit" *passes me the bottle, I take tiny sip and my throat goes on fire*
" :eek: CHRIST ON A BIKE!"
"I'll put some in your Coke..."
"Alright, just a little then..."
*Dave proceeds to empty the majority of the bottle's contents into my Cola, rendering it absolutely undrinkable.

They bloody tried, I'll give 'em that! :notworthy: :kiss:
If I'd known there was a chance to get you singing Claire, I'd have fetched the funnel to 'assist' you with that vodka. :lol: Blooming gorgeous stuff, it was wrong to soil it with coke. Ya wee jessie. (no, not you, canon :wink: )
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Johnny M wrote:I'm always slightly bemused between the paradox of smoking and drinking. One is ostracized and the other is socially acceptable.
That's because sitting in the same room as people having a pint doesn't give you lung cancer through passive smoking
Have you any evidence that "passive smoking" gives people lung cancer?
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Thanks.

I think.

Bollocks, that's my argument shot down before it even got off the ground. :|
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Planet Dave wrote:If I'd known there was a chance to get you singing Claire, I'd have fetched the funnel to 'assist' you with that vodka.
:lol: All the demon drink would have done would be turn a 99% chance that I would sing THIS song into a 100% chance.

Now are you sure you still want to feed me that vodka? :innocent: :twisted:
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boudicca wrote: :lol: All the demon drink would have done would be turn a 99% chance that I would sing THIS song into a 100% chance.

Now are you sure you still want to feed me that vodka? :innocent: :twisted:
For your clicky-thingy :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: I also like the moon!
And ya betcha about feeding you vodka...I have to see this to believe it!

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MadameButterfly wrote:
boudicca wrote: :lol: All the demon drink would have done would be turn a 99% chance that I would sing THIS song into a 100% chance.

Now are you sure you still want to feed me that vodka? :innocent: :twisted:
For your clicky-thingy :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: I also like the moon!
And ya betcha about feeding you vodka...I have to see this to believe it!

MB :wink: :lol: 8)
:lol: You're one of a growing army who seems very keen to see this.
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