just give her chocolate and a new credit card
I only read the first three posts and came to the above conculsion
What do women want for christmas?
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please note... i buy my own, within limits, and diamonds are usually involved
saves NO END of stress for both parties
saves NO END of stress for both parties
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
If it's useful - I don't want it. If it's wearable - I don't want it. If I have to fit it together (don't get me started on 'decals') - I don't want it. If I have to concentrate to gain benefit from it - I don't want it.
BUT, if it makes me smell wonderful or it just has to sit there and look gorgeous - I WANT IT!!!!
So that'd be Brad Pitt doused in Jo Malone's latest smellies.
BUT, if it makes me smell wonderful or it just has to sit there and look gorgeous - I WANT IT!!!!
So that'd be Brad Pitt doused in Jo Malone's latest smellies.
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Paul!
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See above
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
And I hear that brown or orange nylon's very much in fashion this season.boudicca wrote:For the sensitive gentleman...
http://www.edirectory.co.uk/sexydirecto ... a&cid=1016
Can't go wrong!
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I've never bought a ladie a present, including my mum. My brother or sister normally buy her birthday and christmas present and I give them my share for it... and if I'm strapped for cash I just sign the card when no one is looking...
God I'm cheap.
God I'm cheap.
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Thatta boy!nick the stripper wrote:I've never bought a ladie a present, including my mum. My brother or sister normally buy her birthday and christmas present and I give them my share for it... and if I'm strapped for cash I just sign the card when no one is looking...
God I'm cheap.
I reckon I'm quite easy to buy for. If it's related to Sisters and I don't have it, I want it.
And Libby's right, you can't go wrong with things that smell nice (although they have to be ridiculously expensive and fundementally useless otherwise it will just insinuate you think she has a BO problem ).
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@Richey - it's a woman, what can I say?
@everyone else - Thanks! Excellent. I'm getting there. Something that smells and is made of lush diamond.
p.s I've found this nice looking japanese spa thing place, that would make us both relaxed in a sweet-smelling way. It's not a diamond and it's not the moon, but it comes with a free bathrobe
@everyone else - Thanks! Excellent. I'm getting there. Something that smells and is made of lush diamond.
p.s I've found this nice looking japanese spa thing place, that would make us both relaxed in a sweet-smelling way. It's not a diamond and it's not the moon, but it comes with a free bathrobe
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scotty wrote:So are you saying my "Catharine Zeta - Jones" mask present won't be appreciated?Gottdammerung wrote:I did once buy a girlfriend a shrek mask to go with the copy of Shrek i got her for christmas..
didn't go down well for some reason...
Well I did go down like a lead balloon to say the least..
Thank god I'm not going out with her any more..
Instead I have the dilemma of buying a present for someone who is completely off kilter, fecking off to Mexico for three months on New Year's Day and is buying me a St Pauli home top for Christmas..
All I want for Christmas is a St Pauli home kit.....
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Combat print footie tops!
Too be seen on a stage near you next February. Possibly.
Too be seen on a stage near you next February. Possibly.
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Planet Dave wrote:Combat print footie tops!
Too be seen on a stage near you next February. Possibly.
or in the crowd near the front of one...
*crosses fingers and other appendages...*
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It's a great kit. I have the vintage version.Gottdammerung wrote:Planet Dave wrote:Combat print footie tops!
Too be seen on a stage near you next February. Possibly.
or in the crowd near the front of one...
*crosses fingers and other appendages...*
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If Von comes onstage in a bloody fitba jersey, I will shoot him.Planet Dave wrote:Combat print footie tops!
Too be seen on a stage near you next February. Possibly.
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and it'd be worse than a gay string vest because...?boudicca wrote:If Von comes onstage in a bloody fitba jersey, I will shoot him.Planet Dave wrote:Combat print footie tops!
Too be seen on a stage near you next February. Possibly.
Or any number of the purposefully grotesque 'tops' he's worn in recent years, for that matter.
Dayglo zip-front snakeskin 'cycling' top, anyone?
Face it Claire, he ain't much of a g*** anymore, is he?
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I wasn't digging the vest, I made my stance on that very clear.Planet Dave wrote:and it'd be worse than a gay string vest because...?boudicca wrote:If Von comes onstage in a bloody fitba jersey, I will shoot him.Planet Dave wrote:Combat print footie tops!
Too be seen on a stage near you next February. Possibly.
Or any number of the purposefully grotesque 'tops' he's worn in recent years, for that matter.
Dayglo zip-front snakeskin 'cycling' top, anyone?
Face it Claire, he ain't much of a g*** anymore, is he?
However, the day-glo business is funny because it smacks of trying too hard. I reckon he goes home and cries if he reads an article about himself where someone calls him a goff.
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Have you seen the list of support bands from this years M'era Luna in the official gigography? Maybe you're right.boudicca wrote: ...the day-glo business is funny because it smacks of trying too hard. I reckon he goes home and cries if he reads an article about himself where someone calls him a goff.
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