Dreaming of a Blast Christmas...

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Planet Dave
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...just like the ones we used to Blast.

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Manufacturer of God's Finest Xmas Cards, I salute....

Mr James Blast.

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
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Aye Dave, they are indeed mighty fine :notworthy: 8) :notworthy: 8)
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*sniff*
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:notworthy:
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Black ink on black card.Wish I'd thought of that. :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Goth!
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Bloody Goffs.... :lol:

Thank ye Mr B, you have good taste indeed :notworthy:
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Pat wrote:Black ink on black card.Wish I'd thought of that. :notworthy: :notworthy:
"Translucent black ink
Black on the card" :innocent:

Fuckin'
Goffs indeed :twisted:
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**cough**clique!**cough** :innocent:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Ooooh!

*eagerly awaiting mine* ;)

IZ.
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For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
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Quality Kairds indeed. Well done Mr Blast :notworthy: Wish I could be arsed putting that kinda effort it :lol:
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DerekR wrote:Quality Kairds indeed. Well done Mr Blast :notworthy: Wish I could be arsed putting that kinda effort it :lol:
You must've been putting in the effort somewhere if you weren't in the "Round Table" last night Derek :innocent: :twisted:
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scotty wrote:You must've been putting in the effort somewhere if you weren't in the "Round Table" last night Derek :innocent: :twisted:
Nothing so glamorous mate, I was working the last two Friday nights so couldnae make it. Should be there this week though
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scotty wrote:
Pat wrote:Black ink on black card.Wish I'd thought of that. :notworthy: :notworthy:
"Translucent black ink
Black on the card" :innocent:

Fuckin'
Goffs indeed :twisted:
Aye, is that a description of the card, or a dodgy lyric ? :eek: :lol:
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:
scotty wrote:
Pat wrote:Black ink on black card.Wish I'd thought of that. :notworthy: :notworthy:
"Translucent black ink
Black on the card" :innocent:

Fuckin'
Goffs indeed :twisted:
Aye, is that a description of the card, or a dodgy lyric ? :eek: :lol:
I s'pose I should've said "White on White translucent black ink,
black on the card", but I don't want people thinking I'm some kind of GOFF or something!!
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scotty wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote:
scotty wrote: "Translucent black ink
Black on the card" :innocent:

Fuckin'
Goffs indeed :twisted:
Aye, is that a description of the card, or a dodgy lyric ? :eek: :lol:
I s'pose I should've said "White on White translucent black ink,
black on the card", but I don't want people thinking I'm some kind of GOFF or something!!
:notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

"He didnae use a stamp" ;D (that was supposed to scan with the chorus, but looking at it now, it don't seem to :oops: )
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thank you peeps, glad to see my efforts were appreciated :notworthy:

... and to clarify - DR+scotty got something more Fudlike! :lol:
@Lee PM me your addy and yours shall go with this weeks batch, I'll also send you the Nightmoves VCD (if I can find it) :oops:
I could also do with Jansenclone+The James' new addresses :D
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I typed "Fudlike" in Google and did an image search and found this :lol: :lol: :lol: , tho "Hibbies" :lol:

Image

I didn't think google was as accurate!!
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I think not
but I see no image
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My card from Blast Productions :notworthy: (with photo of footsteps in the sand) has pride of place in the middle of all the others - the white ones. :lol:
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"sand step far away..."
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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James Blast wrote:"sand step far away..."
"In the heat of the action
In the settled dust"
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James Blast wrote:"sand step far away..."
Ah that explains it. Well I was completey useless at guessing the song titles from all those photos...
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I'lld rather have Lee's. :innocent:
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Andrew S wrote:
James Blast wrote:"sand step far away..."
Ah that explains it. Well I was completey useless at guessing the song titles from all those photos...
I thought it was a wish you were here thing. Nevermind...
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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