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Anyone know you can get some prope crepe sole monstrosities?

Not for me like; a mate of mine wants some and I know where to come for the fashion advice :) :innocent:
Something pithy.
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mik wrote:Anyone know you can get some prope crepe sole monstrosities?

Not for me like; a mate of mine wants some and I know where to come for the fashion advice :) :innocent:
Believe it or not I just bought a pair for my 40th birthday :D

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C'mon, they're all over the place... let Google do its magic.

And remember, some of us ladies have no problems whatsoever with the more vertically-challenged fella... :innocent: :von: :wink:
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Closer to home though, you can check out Underground England who have a vast array of pop-type footwear. Just be aware that most creeper orders are literally made to order so may take 3-4 weeks to deliver. Might seem a tad expensive but are well made and a quality product. 8)

Or you can get a conscience and go down the Veggie option. :innocent:

Both sites have been previously championed by myself and the Quiffster. :wink:
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mik wrote:Not for me like; a mate of mine wants some
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The oldest one in the book!

Own up - they're for you aren't they!!

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"Beatle Crushers" were what they were called when I was at School :urff: .
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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I would second the recommendation of Underground Shoes
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I would second the recommendation of Underground Shoes
Indeed and I would stress again that they are quality products. :von:

But tell me Libby, would perhaps your favourite section be the Darkside? Just a wild guess ... :wink:
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Johnny M wrote:But tell me Libby, would perhaps your favourite section be the Darkside? Just a wild guess ... :wink:
Erm no I wouldn't be seen dead in any of those!
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Johnny M wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I would second the recommendation of Underground Shoes
Indeed and I would stress again that they are quality products. :von:
Good grip, to keep you from slipping in any pesky puddles o' p*ss, innit? :innocent: :twisted: ;D
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personally I'm very tempted by these:

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in Synthetic Black "Leather" (i.e. veggie leather substitute)
from http://www.pennangalan.co.uk (no brothel creepers, but plenty of other *cough* alternative *cough* footwear in both leather and veggie-substitute non-leather)
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lazarus corporation wrote:
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Very Dave Vanian 8)
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What was the Indonesian kid thinking about Western Civilisation when it had to make those?


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Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:What was the Indonesian kid thinking about Western Civilisation when it had to make those?
:lol: :lol: :notworthy:

nothing for me..
this is more my liking
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and I have to admit this has something clicky
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What's wrong with a pair of slip slops?
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And this one LAZ?

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Just for the name alone: Libby Victim Platform Boots


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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:And this one LAZ?

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Just for the name alone: Libby Victim Platform Boots


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I have actually got a pair of these Libby boots -

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lazarus corporation wrote:personally I'm very tempted by these:

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in Synthetic Black "Leather" (i.e. veggie leather substitute)
from http://www.pennangalan.co.uk (no brothel creepers, but plenty of other *cough* alternative *cough* footwear in both leather and veggie-substitute non-leather)
They kick arse 8) .

And god knows what it would be like to be kicked in the arse by someone wearing them! :eek: Ouch...
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Is it just me? Or am I the only one who's spent some type on Laz's recommended site having *cough* thoughts *cough* about these:

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Just curious ...that's all. :innocent: :oops:
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Johnny M wrote:Is it just me? Or am I the only one who's spent some type on Laz's recommended site having *cough* thoughts *cough* about these:

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Just curious ...that's all. :innocent: :oops:
I have to say that I just don't think they'd suit you, Johnny
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lazarus corporation wrote:personally I'm very tempted by these:

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in Synthetic Black "Leather" (i.e. veggie leather substitute)
from http://www.pennangalan.co.uk (no brothel creepers, but plenty of other *cough* alternative *cough* footwear in both leather and veggie-substitute non-leather)
These were a kind of trademark of mine... I had six or seven pairs of them all in all :)

Happy days.

Think I might get another pair.

As well as the brothel creepers :innocent:
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lazarus corporation wrote:
Johnny M wrote:Is it just me? Or am I the only one who's spent some type on Laz's recommended site having *cough* thoughts *cough* about these:

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Just curious ...that's all. :innocent: :oops:
I have to say that I just don't think they'd suit you, Johnny
But he's in touch with his feminine side, don't forget! :innocent: :wink:
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lazarus corporation wrote:
Johnny M wrote:Is it just me? Or am I the only one who's spent some type on Laz's recommended site having *cough* thoughts *cough* about these:

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Just curious ...that's all. :innocent: :oops:
I have to say that I just don't think they'd suit you, Johnny
... and what is more, I can't recommend them if you're sensitive to slippery bathroom floors. :innocent:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:
Johnny M wrote:Is it just me? Or am I the only one who's spent some type on Laz's recommended site having *cough* thoughts *cough* about these:

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Just curious ...that's all. :innocent: :oops:
I have to say that I just don't think they'd suit you, Johnny
... and what is more, I can't recommend them if you're sensitive to slippery bathroom floors. :innocent:
Can I just clarify that I wasn't thinking of wearing them. More the case that someone else would wear them and ...and ...and ...and ... *cough* :D :innocent: :oops: :oops:
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