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taken from Turojugend forum:
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I got: Gwen Stefani, Milla Jovovich, Angelina Jolie and a few others :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I got Bela Lugosi, goff as f*ck :von:

and Patrick Stewart, Ben Affleck, and River Phoenix.
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nick the stripper wrote:I got Bela Lugosi, goff as f*ck :von:
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Fred Astaire
Ewan McGregor
Jim Carrey
Hugo Weaving
and.... Halle Berry :eek:

No matches for this photo though :?
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Christ I need to use a better photo..

They said I look like Theodore Roosevelt!

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Drew Barrymore????
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The less embarrassing matches I got (I guess) were Benicio Del Toro and James Dean.

I think we'll not mention Matthew Perry, Leonardo Di Caprio or David Coulthard. ??? :lol:

Mind you, I have been told in the past that I look like Micky Dolenz or Jonathan Davis. (Not sure how I can look like both ??? ??? ???.)
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David Beckham :eek: :lol: :lol:
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Wondering how my (male, white) colleague landed Alicia Keys.

Still awaiting my own results (I thought I'd embarrass other people first).
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Haha, that is a funny site, apparently i am similar to - johnny depp, jennifer lopez, edward norton, cate blanchett, lindsay lohan, isabelle adjani, alicia keys and uri gellar!
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Slighty perturbed when Julianne Moore first appeared until I realised that German Conny was grinning away in the background of the pic and the face regognition had focussed on her first. Phew! Or maybe it just understood my Dr Lecter festish. :innocent:

But finally we had ...

Czeslaw Milosz - Polish Poet
Peter Greenaway - English film director
Anuton Rubenstein - Russian pianist
Mamoru Oshii - Japanese film director
Ole Bull - Norwegian violinist
Paco de Lucia - Flamenco guitarist
Joachim von Ribbentrop - Reich foreign minister

All slightly disturbing but I can only assume that my face just exudes culture and creativity. As well as being as f*cking ugly as all the other geezers mentioned. :roll:

With the exception of the dashing Herr von Ribbentrop who did look rather fetching in some of his younger photos. But then we already knew the Nazis had the best uniforms, didn't we? :von:
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Johnny M wrote: Joachim von Ribbentrop - Reich foreign minister
Johnny, I had no idea. :eek:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:
Johnny M wrote: Joachim von Ribbentrop - Reich foreign minister
Johnny, I had no idea. :eek:
Go google him. Played his last gig at Nuremburg in 1946.
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Johnny M wrote:
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Johnny M wrote: Joachim von Ribbentrop - Reich foreign minister
Johnny, I had no idea. :eek:
Go google him. Played his last gig at Nuremburg in 1946.
Muhaha.

He used to live 100m from where I live now. Albeit a bit earlier. :von:
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Liv Tyler, Sarah Michelle Gellar (aka Buffy the Vampire Slayer grrrr), and Isabelle Adjani. And Hugh Grant. It must be the hair!
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The first one it came up with is Gerard Depardieu :eek:
I didn't consider myself to look like someone that ugly :lol:

Some chap called Jason Biggs, another one called Calvin Coolidge, then there's Hugh Grant, Pierluigi Colina ( :urff: ), Jean-Paul Belmondo, Salvador Dali, Ion Illiescu, Fernando Alonso, Jeff Buckley...

But no female matches for me ;D
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Naomi Watts, Sophia Coppola, Alyson Hannagin, Avril Lavigne, Rita Hayworth :notworthy: and...er...Robert Redford :eek:
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Damint! The site's "undergoing maintenance" and won't be up again till tomorrow. :(
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Damint! The site's "undergoing maintenance" and won't be up again till tomorrow. :(
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Sorry about that - I've got the hiccups. :innocent:
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Andrew S wrote:Damint! The site's "undergoing maintenance" and won't be up again till tomorrow. :(
That's not because of the photo you tried to upload is it? :innocent:
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Ville Valo, Sophie Marceau

damn I'm good looking.
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biggy wrote:Ville Valo, Sophie Marceau

damn I'm good looking.
Surely it mentioned the drummer out of the Darkness.... :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:
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I so fancy Sophie marceau too .... does that mean I'm just a touch vain ?
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Wilfred Bramble, David Mellor, Terry Scott & a Bull Dug lickin' pish off a Thistle :innocent: :twisted: , accurate enough! :innocent: :twisted:
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