Brothel Creepers

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emilystrange
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Johnny M wrote:Is it just me? Or am I the only one who's spent some type on Laz's recommended site having *cough* thoughts *cough* about these:

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Just curious ...that's all. :innocent: :oops:
someone buy me some? i rather like those
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emilystrange wrote:
Johnny M wrote:Is it just me? Or am I the only one who's spent some type on Laz's recommended site having *cough* thoughts *cough* about these:

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Just curious ...that's all. :innocent: :oops:
someone buy me some? i rather like those
Indeed. I wouldn't mind a pair myself.
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emilystrange
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i want the rubber thigh high ones... the very thought is making me quite... ahem
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Johnny M
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emilystrange wrote:i want the rubber thigh high ones... the very thought is making me quite... ahem
To accessorise the little black rubber dress no doubt? :cool:

* lets his imagination conjure up images Ms Emily has no wish to share ... * :innocent:
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emilystrange
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umm... probably not..

who said anything about wearing a dress?
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Johnny M
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emilystrange wrote:umm... probably not..

who said anything about wearing a dress?


:eek: :eek: :eek:

*cough* *splutter* *cough*

:oops: :oops: :oops:

* makes a mental note to never tell Ms Emily about the images being conjured up now ...*

:innocent: :wink:
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emilystrange
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i think you'd better sit down till you can walk again..

no, please, don't..
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emilystrange wrote:someone buy me some? i rather like those
Oooo! It's nearly christmas ... :innocent: :lol:
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yeah well... it's not exactly cheerful round here
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Probably not the best time to confess I actually have a calf/knee high pair of those in patent leather... :innocent: :oops: :lol:
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emilystrange
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oh i dunno..
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emilystrange wrote:yeah well... it's not exactly cheerful round here
Gosh, we've slopped of into the murky, seedy world of pms ... :wink:
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<throws bucket of cold water over Johnny>

Anyone would think this is a school disco, the amount of rampaging hormones. :lol:
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If you're anywhere near Manchester, you could do worse than check out Rockers on John St (in the northern quarter). They sell Underground Creepers for around the same price that Underground themselves sell them online, and if they have a pair you want in you don't have to wait.

They also sell online www.rockersengland.co.uk but I'd double check they have the pair you want in stock if buying online, as you might end up in the same waiting predicament.

I'm in double figures creeper-wise now, and never look back. Quiff might also have expert knowledge of the best creeper emporia.
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