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James Blast wrote:what's brown and sounds like a bell?
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That buffalo/bison one is Von's favourite, I seem to recall reading somewhere...
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NME's bilge, courtesy of Lucien

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NME + AE wrote:
WHO'S UNDERRATED?

.......and The Dutch
:eek: So why is that?

NME + AE wrote: WHO SHOULD REPLACE BILL WYMAN IN THE ROLLING STONES?

Tony James
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What that not before the Reading Festival?

Btw. I think he means the Dutch as us folk (Nederlanders - Oz). At least I would be seriously surprised if had heard of the dodgy outfit doing the rounds during the 80s.

Susanne Holst is a newsreader who looks decidely mumsy.

And I don't know any jokes...
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What is the noisiest animal in the jungle?

either (depending on mood)

a BaBOOM!!

or an orangaBANG!!

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boudicca wrote:That buffalo/bison one is Von's favourite, I seem to recall reading somewhere...
it is? Well fancy..... I've been tittering at that one (as well as the armies/sleevies ) for longer than I care (or indeed am able) to remember
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Karst wrote:What that not before the Reading Festival?

Btw. I think he means the Dutch as us folk (Nederlanders - Oz). At least I would be seriously surprised if had heard of the dodgy outfit doing the rounds during the 80s.

Susanne Holst is a newsreader who looks decidely mumsy.

And I don't know any jokes...
So you are Dutch?

I thought it was kinda funny that "Van Kooten en de Bie" :notworthy: also exist in the UK.... :wink:
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"...no intention of retiring, thank you very much."

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Ozpat wrote:So you are Dutch?
Oh yes. Been living in Northern Ireland for about 7 years now though. 8)
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