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aims
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Not work safe, but very funny. ;)
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

sad but true!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :notworthy:

But why sad? :innocent:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Obviousman
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Very funny ;D :notworthy:
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MadameButterfly
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:lol: :lol:

oh Motz now another song to be sung....


....under the shower!
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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Mrs RicheyJames
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It was funny??
Only a paand.
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Yup! :lol:

It was like watching me and the missus in cartoon form! :oops:
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Karst
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Does this involve Diana striking a pose again? ;)
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James Blast
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"Grab your dick and double click"

sheer poetry :lol:
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Brideoffrankenstein
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Hmmm :?
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Ocean Moves
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Do women look at p**n on the internet?

I mean, ever?
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MadameButterfly
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yes
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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MadameButterfly wrote:yes
What kind :innocent:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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MadameButterfly
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scotty wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:yes
What kind :innocent:
All sorts :innocent:
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scotty
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MadameButterfly wrote:
scotty wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:yes
What kind :innocent:
All sorts :innocent:
Oh
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Ocean Moves
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scotty wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:yes
What kind :innocent:
What kind ??? :roll:

I think the lady has answered the question quite comprehensively
enough!
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James Blast
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Ocean Moves wrote:I think the lady has answered the question quite comprehensively
enough!
Aye, but I ken scotty and he's thinkin' aboot coos n' dugs :lol:
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Have I been drinking again?
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aims
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Maybe?
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James Blast
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Ed Rhombus wrote:Have I been drinking again?
well I have, so what is your problem Ed?
it is a Friday after-all

not a school night :lol:
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internet porn's great! as long as you're prepared to trawl through hours of links-sites for a 30 second fuzzy clip that takes ten minutes to download while it fills your machine with spyware and then crashes before the vinegar stroke! :twisted:

or you could use empornium.

torrents are so much more civillised... :innocent:
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Why do people pay for Internet porn?

"Oh yes, I'll give you my credit card details, Mr. Faceless-Internet-Pornmeister-In-Nevada-With-Possible-Mob-Connections; charge what you like to it!" :roll:
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