Keep out of the black

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Debaser
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and into the red...

I 'won' a Fargo styled chipper, leaf blower, a scaled down version of some motorsikkle and a sewing machine - my 'proper' darts player were reet bobbins

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Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
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James Blast
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Super, smashin', great... but where's the toploading Betamax video recorder the size of a small van?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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Johnny M
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I always smiled at the look of sheer relief on the finalists' faces as the Star Prize they'd just lost was wheeled out. As it always turned out to be a f*cking speedboat! :urff:
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M

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