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Anyway, allegedly he wasn't even born the exact day of christmas, but they just 'moved' the date to christmas because it was more convenient for it to be together with pagan feasts?
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Obviousman wrote::lol:

Anyway, allegedly he wasn't even born the exact day of christmas, but they just 'moved' the date to christmas because it was more convenient for it to be together with pagan feasts?
Indeed they did
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Obviousman wrote::lol:

Anyway, allegedly he wasn't even born the exact day of christmas, but they just 'moved' the date to christmas because it was more convenient for it to be together with pagan feasts?
Indeed they did
Bollox, Christmas was invented by Mr Marks & Mr Spencer ( or the auldin' days equivalent ) to get a few more "groates" over the counter during the quietest time of the commercial year, Bah fuckin' himbug :evil:
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scotty wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Obviousman wrote::lol:

Anyway, allegedly he wasn't even born the exact day of christmas, but they just 'moved' the date to christmas because it was more convenient for it to be together with pagan feasts?
Indeed they did
Bollox, Christmas was invented by Mr Marks & Mr Spencer ( or the auldin' days equivalent ) to get a few more "groates" over the counter during the quietest time of the commercial year, Bah fuckin' himbug :evil:
And that f**ker Berard Mathews, he had a hand in it to, I forgot about him :evil:
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coke (the drink Lee :roll: ) and their red santa to match the corporate colours :urff:


where's a good pagen festival...something that has real roots in our history...
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Nice Rüssel, Indrek. :wink:
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canon docre wrote:Nice Rüssel, Indrek. :wink:
Thanks :)

I'm afraid most of Heartlanders don't laugh anymore - they have seen that old joke each bloody year since Dec 2002. It's like the German TV comedy shown each New-Year's Eve ;D , by the way - in recent years they have shown it here as well.
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pikkrong wrote:
canon docre wrote:Nice Rüssel, Indrek. :wink:
Thanks :)

I'm afraid most of Heartlanders don't laugh anymore - they have seen that old joke each bloody year since Dec 2002. It's like the German TV comedy shown each New-Year's Eve ;D , by the way - in recent years they have shown it here as well.
Which one do you mean? Every German watches this old english TV-sketch with the lady and her butler, who falls over the lion head.
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canon docre wrote:
pikkrong wrote:
canon docre wrote:Nice Rüssel, Indrek. :wink:
Thanks :)

I'm afraid most of Heartlanders don't laugh anymore - they have seen that old joke each bloody year since Dec 2002. It's like the German TV comedy shown each New-Year's Eve ;D , by the way - in recent years they have shown it here as well.
Which one do you mean? Every German watches this old english TV-sketch with the lady and her butler, who falls over the lion head.
exactly. isn't it German?
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pikkrong wrote:
canon docre wrote:
pikkrong wrote: Thanks :)

I'm afraid most of Heartlanders don't laugh anymore - they have seen that old joke each bloody year since Dec 2002. It's like the German TV comedy shown each New-Year's Eve ;D , by the way - in recent years they have shown it here as well.
Which one do you mean? Every German watches this old english TV-sketch with the lady and her butler, who falls over the lion head.
exactly. isn't it German?
:lol: :lol: :notworthy:

Oh no. this is even the one and only TV program in German TV that was never dubbed.
And furthermore we Germans usually don't have any butlers around. Sadly.
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canon docre wrote: And furthermore we Germans usually don't have any butlers around. Sadly.
Oh yes, no I remember - even you didn't have a chauffeur :|
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pikkrong wrote:
canon docre wrote: And furthermore we Germans usually don't have any butlers around. Sadly.
Oh yes, no I remember - even you didn't have a chauffeur :|
Hey, wasn't my driving good enough for you? And don't forget you were allowed to sit in Bob. :wink:
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canon docre wrote:
pikkrong wrote:
canon docre wrote: And furthermore we Germans usually don't have any butlers around. Sadly.
Oh yes, no I remember - even you didn't have a chauffeur :|
Hey, wasn't my driving good enough for you? And don't forget you were allowed to sit in Bob. :wink:
I think your driving was excellent because I didn't notice it. But let me ask you:

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pikkrong wrote:

I think your driving was excellent because I didn't notice it. But let me ask you:

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"Who is BOB?"
I can't see the pic :( although so far I could see all the pics you posted.
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:urff:
Well, I tried to ask the question as Rowan Atkinson would do it (there was a photo of him).
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pikkrong wrote::urff:
Well, I tried to ask the question as Rowan Atkinson would do it (there was a photo of him).
:lol: :lol: :notworthy:

Now I can see it. :D

This is Bob:

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on my cars license plate stands Bob too, so I thought there might be a connection. :wink:
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canon docre wrote:
pikkrong wrote:
canon docre wrote: Which one do you mean? Every German watches this old english TV-sketch with the lady and her butler, who falls over the lion head.
exactly. isn't it German?
:lol: :lol: :notworthy:

Oh no. this is even the one and only TV program in German TV that was never dubbed.
And furthermore we Germans
usually don't have any butlers around. Sadly.
They show that here every year too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinner_for_one
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pikkrong wrote:Image

(if it doesn't work, then
http://pilt.ee/i/p/5/34/163613456f51bc.jpg and Refresh)
I get : "pilt.ee serverist ei ole lubatud pilte teistesse süsteemidesse linkida." whatever that says (though it looks funny :lol: ) - after I refresh... I could see Rowan Atkinson though ;D
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hallucienate wrote: They show that here every year too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinner_for_one
Blimey. I had no idea that it's practically unknown in the english-speaking world.

For all of you who think they had missed something: Its very unfunny and predictable. Just don't bother.
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I used to laugh my head off about Dinner for one.
I was about 6 years old then, am I forgiven?
Actually-It`s not that bad. If you had as many drinks
as Freddie Frinton did in the play.
And, @CD: It`s a Tigerhead. For not paying attention, you`re sentenced to watch it this year. Let`s say five of the twentyfive times they show it. ;D
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Obviousman wrote:I get : "pilt.ee serverist ei ole lubatud pilte teistesse süsteemidesse linkida." whatever that says (though it looks funny :lol: )
There speaks a native of the country with the silliest language in the world! :P :lol:

Are the Dutch and the Estonians in some kind of running competition to see who can squeeze the most double vowels into their words? :innocent:
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