The Rocky Horror Show!

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http://www.rockyhorror.co.uk

Mar 16-18 Brighton - Theatre Royal
Mar 20-25 Oxford - New Theatre
Mar 27-Apr 1 Plymouth - Theatre Royal
Apr 3-8 Woking - New Victoria
Apr 10-15 Southampton Mayflower

Apr 24-29 Truro - Hall for Cornwall
May 2-13 Birmingham - Alexandra Theatre
May 15-20 New Wimbledon Theatre
May 22-27 York - Grand Opera House
May 29- Jun 3 Newcastle Theatre Royal
Jun 5-10 Bromley - Churchill Theatre
Jun 12-17 Manchester - Opera House
Jun 19-24 Hull - New Theatre
Jun 26 - Jul 1 Liverpool - Empire

It's a scream for anybody who's not seen it before.

No dates in Scotland though :(

Get your PVC basques, stilettos and suspenders looked out............guys :lol:
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scotty wrote:No dates in Scotland though :(
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would have thought most Scots would be pleased about that.
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you an me ur nae longer Bros scotty :(
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James Blast wrote:you an me ur nae longer Bros scotty :(
Aye we ur :lol:
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I don't think I've ever got Rocky Horror
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I got it. Good movie. Never seen it in the theatre, though Lincoln's too appallingly bad for anything that good to come here.
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Bunch of ARSE!
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scotty wrote: ... anybody who's not seen it before.
are they existing after all?
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Dark wrote:I got it. Good movie. Never seen it in the theatre, though Lincoln's too appallingly bad for anything that good to come here.
I'm sure it's been at least twice :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Really? There's hope for us yet.
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hope, as in no hope...
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That depends on whether grown men in corsets is your idea of hope or not, doesn't it? ;)
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sorry, but its just rubbish, and not very well made rubbish IMO
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They never really expected it to be popular at all, hence the low budget, IIRC.

Anyway, what's wrong with corsets?
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i'm with mr blast on this one -the rocky horror show, picture or otherwise, is fuckin' abyssmal. :urff:
i hate all musicals as a rule -the exception to which being "the wizard of oz"; and even that would be improved by cutting out the songs.
years ago i used to go out with a girl from manchester who was obsessive about the rocky horror and i was put off it for life -and girls from manchester funnily enough.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
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"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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Dark wrote:They never really expected it to be popular at all, hence the low budget, IIRC.

Anyway, what's wrong with corsets?
That depends on what they contain :innocent:
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The Rocky Horror Show is a classic, I went to see it in Edinburgh years ago in the Playhouse/Kings(?), it was a great night, what a fuckin' laugh, if entered to in the right spirit it a superb night out.
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James Blast wrote:Bunch of ARSE!
Agreed. Although they do kill meatloaf in the film, so at least some good came of it.
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scotty wrote:The Rocky Horror Show is a classic, I went to see it in Edinburgh years ago in the Playhouse/Kings(?), it was a great night, what a fuckin' laugh, if entered to in the right spirit it a superb night out.
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i believe i've been to see the Rocky Horror live stage show in the Playhouse...must have been a while back now cos i was married at the time and living down Meadowbank...

fcuk that was a good night out :notworthy: :notworthy:
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A word to the wise: make sure you take a newspaper. :innocent:
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scotty wrote:The Rocky Horror Show is a classic, I went to see it in Edinburgh years ago in the Playhouse/Kings(?), it was a great night, what a fuckin' laugh, if entered to in the right spirit it a superb night out.
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i believe i've been to see the Rocky Horror live stage show in the Playhouse...must have been a while back now cos i was married at the time and living down Meadowbank...

fcuk that was a good night out :notworthy: :notworthy:
I think it was about 87ish, and you're right, it was the Playhouse.
I think the guy from the "Crystal Maze" was in it, and aye, it was a great night, audience participation at it's best, I was wondering why people were taking in bags with slices of toast and news papers in :lol: :lol: .
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scotty wrote:I think the guy from the "Crystal Maze" was in it...
which would be Richard O'Brien, who also wrote it.

Rocky Horror always seemed to me to be nothing more than an acceptable reason for fuckwit rugby players and their ilk to wear suspenders. Not that everyone who enjoyed it/saw it was necessarily a fuckwit rubgy player, but you get my drift - it allowed the usually intolerant to accept (in themselves, for an evening) that which they despised in others.

NB (just to be clear) - I'm sure that everyone on this forum who enjoyed it was not in that subsection of people
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Well, it still works for this fuckwit ex-rugby player. :wink:
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Francis wrote:Well, it still works for this fuckwit ex-rugby player. :wink:
I was, of course, refering to the audience, Francis :lol:
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