...to use the keyboard when there's a cat sat on your lap taking swiping chunks out of your fingers.
But ace too, obviously. Unfortunately, this one goes back to me brother next week. Until then...OWW!
God it's hard...
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Three words Dave, Sack - Canal - BrickPlanet Dave wrote:...to use the keyboard when there's a cat sat on your lap taking swiping chunks out of your fingers.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Fair enough Keith, but when blood rellies will be expecting it back, that's not really an option. Besides which, it's rather endearing. Far more so than the bloody dog whimpering 24/7. I wonder if me brother will notice the swap between a Bengali Death-Machine and a smelly Welsh Springer?scotty wrote:Three words Dave, Sack - Canal - BrickPlanet Dave wrote:...to use the keyboard when there's a cat sat on your lap taking swiping chunks out of your fingers.
Nope fcuk that, it's attacking the plants. Where's that sack?
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What the plants, yer honour. Fcuk off out of my loft.Francis wrote:Not the plants Dave.
Claire, you're really welcome to the dug. She's a bitch. Nail-head-hit. Please come and claim her pronto, or I'll have to put her down, unclaimed.
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Noooooooooo! Oh Dave no!Planet Dave wrote:What the plants, yer honour. Fcuk off out of my loft.Francis wrote:Not the plants Dave.
Claire, you're really welcome to the dug. She's a bitch. Nail-head-hit. Please come and claim her pronto, or I'll have to put her down, unclaimed.
I bloody will, it's probably all that bangin' tekno that's done for her, poor girl.
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