James Blunt?

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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:scotty I can't honestly believe you even asked if any of us liked him!
:oops: :oops: :oops: I can only blame the two bottles of wine I'd drunk at the time of posting Bof, he'd just been on the tele' and didn't sound too bad :urff:, I offer my sincerest and most humble apologies for darkening Heartlands poison door with his name :oops: ;D
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scotty wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:scotty I can't honestly believe you even asked if any of us liked him!
:oops: :oops: :oops: I can only blame the two bottles of wine I'd drunk at the time of posting Bof, he'd just been on the tele' and didn't sound too bad :urff:, I offer my sincerest and most humble apologies for darkening Heartlands poison door with his name :oops: ;D
Snow problemo m'dear :notworthy:
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I hate to admit it but I like him.... :eek:
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James Blunt = Rhyming Slang.
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fuck's sake keith man -what sort of question's that, ya blouse? :urff: :roll:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
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biggy wrote:James Blunt - middle class c**t

whiney little prick
That says it all. :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Blunt is boring and I hate his voice.
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Undisclosed wrote:Blunt is boring and I hate his voice.
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DerekR wrote:
scotty wrote:I've not made my mind up yet :urff: .....Pish...s**t or no' bad?
I have. utter, UTTER pish!

The ladies love him tho' :roll:
Yes 2 of my sisters (and probably the one I didn't ask) love the song, and actually seemed surprised at my somewhat opposite opinion! I really thought they knew me better than that. :eek: I was staying with them over Christmas but thankfully neither had bought the damn thing to torture me with. Apparently all their friends love it too so there's no accounting for tastes.
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Rev Hammer does the most wonderfull impersonation of him.
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Andrew S wrote:
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scotty wrote:I've not made my mind up yet :urff: .....Pish...s**t or no' bad?
I have. utter, UTTER pish!

The ladies love him tho' :roll:
Yes 2 of my sisters (and probably the one I didn't ask) love the song, and actually seemed surprised at my somewhat opposite opinion! I really thought they knew me better than that. :eek: I was staying with them over Christmas but thankfully neither had bought the damn thing to torture me with. Apparently all their friends love it too so there's no accounting for tastes.
I suppose this isn't a good time to mention that I've been having second thoughts about the Magic Numbers as well :innocent:
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scotty, i think you need a lie down.
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Heard him speaking on Jools Holland's Hootenanny; crikey he's a posh bloke! Isn't he some former Army major or something?

Don't really like the song but a lot of people do. In the annual Virgin Radio top 500 records ever vote, You're Beautiful came in at number 10. :eek: One place higher than the Rolling Stones' highest entry, (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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biggy wrote:James Blunt - middle class c**t
It's good to see the art of reasoned thought is still alive and well amongst the proletariat.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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emilystrange wrote:scotty, i think you need a lie down.
I think he needs a stabbin'!
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Francis wrote:
biggy wrote:James Blunt - middle class c**t
It's good to see the art of reasoned thought is still alive and well amongst the proletariat.
Did I say anywhere that I'm working class ... sorry , proletariat ? :roll:

You big academic puff.
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biggy wrote:Did I say anywhere that I'm working class
Presumably you're not a 'middle class c**t' either?

That must mean you're a royal c**t then.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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calm down la's
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Francis wrote:
biggy wrote:Did I say anywhere that I'm working class
Presumably you're not a 'middle class c**t' either?

That must mean you're a royal c**t then.

No, I'm afraid I'm just a plain ol' c**t .
Now calm down fella, I can see the veins on your neck bulging.
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biggy wrote:No, I'm afraid I'm just a plain ol' c**t .


shaved or secret garden?
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
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biggy wrote:Now calm down fella
Please feel free to patronise me some more.
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