i was thinking about what eldritch was going to do next & so i signed in tonight to kick a few ideas around.
i have previously campaigned for a tv career for said singer & have submitted a request to the bbc to see if he can be put forward to be the next doctor who (i see that the current one has the look, apart from the shades & hat).
failing that, i thought about the following;
1. a travel show.
eldritch & special guest get to visit various cities & talk about why they like them so much. pilot show will take him & lemmy to hamburg & they have a good look around & share some great 1 liners over coffee. they dont talk about music at all.
2.world cup 2006 commentator.
the bbc employ eldritch as their link man on the ground in germany. he reports on what the german press are saying about the england team & generally comes up with some great 1 liners (again).
3. cricket
still thinking about this one.
any more please? i can then compile a list & send it to his agent.
ps isnt the 25th birthday thing a typo.? i am working on the assumption that its 'cas vegas', which is a town in west yorkshire not far from ponte carlo.
dusting down my 16/2/81 t shirt.
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this programm is already existing on ARTE. Have a look. The combination Lemmy/Eldritch is enticing though.Mr Thorburn wrote: 1. a travel show.
eldritch & special guest get to visit various cities & talk about why they like them so much. pilot show will take him & lemmy to hamburg & they have a good look around & share some great 1 liners over coffee. they dont talk about music at all.
i guess what the english press has to say about the German team would be far more enthraling.Mr Thorburn wrote:2.world cup 2006 commentator.
the bbc employ eldritch as their link man on the ground in germany. he reports on what the german press are saying about the england team & generally comes up with some great 1 liners (again).
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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What about 'Inner City Sumo' or 'Monkey Tennis'?
Failing that 'Youth Hostilling with Eldritch'.........
Failing that 'Youth Hostilling with Eldritch'.........
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this is getting dangerously close to reality (via partridge)...what did those banzai arse-candles want him to do? the andrew eldritch hitch-hiker challenge or some such bollocks?
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Lemmy and Eldritch? Sharing one-liners? With their reputations?Mr Thorburn wrote:share some great 1 liners
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White lines could be closer to the truth.markfiend wrote:Lemmy and Eldritch? Sharing one-liners?
Or eye-liners.
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He's already turned down 'Knock and Run Von'Mr Thorburn wrote:i was thinking about what eldritch was going to do next & so i signed in tonight to kick a few ideas around.
i have previously campaigned for a tv career for said singer & have submitted a request to the bbc to see if he can be put forward to be the next doctor who (i see that the current one has the look, apart from the shades & hat).
failing that, i thought about the following;
1. a travel show.
eldritch & special guest get to visit various cities & talk about why they like them so much. pilot show will take him & lemmy to hamburg & they have a good look around & share some great 1 liners over coffee. they dont talk about music at all.
2.world cup 2006 commentator.
the bbc employ eldritch as their link man on the ground in germany. he reports on what the german press are saying about the england team & generally comes up with some great 1 liners (again).
3. cricket
still thinking about this one.
any more please? i can then compile a list & send it to his agent.
ps isnt the 25th birthday thing a typo.? i am working on the assumption that its 'cas vegas', which is a town in west yorkshire not far from ponte carlo.
dusting down my 16/2/81 t shirt.
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