"SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES."
He thinks it was a figment of his imagination & drives on. Soon, he sees a 2nd sign:
"SISTERS OF MERCY...5 MILES."
Realizing these signs are for real, he drives on and sure enough, there is a 3rd sign:
"SISTERS OF MERCY... NEXT RIGHT."
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the driveway. On the far side of the parking lot is a building with a sign on the door that reads:
"SISTERS OF MERCY".
He rings the bell and the door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"
"I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing some business," he answers.
"Very well, my son. Follow me," says the nun. He is led through winding passages and soon he is very disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Knock on this door," and leaves.
The man does as he is told, the door is opened by another nun in a long black habit, holding a tin cup. This nun tells him to put $50.00 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway. He places the money in the nun's tin cup. He trots eagerly down the hallway, and slips through the door, pulling it shut.
As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:
"Go In Peace. You have just been screwed by the Sisters Of Mercy."
