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celebrity car crash more like.

pete burns? :o

ffs :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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dont think barrymore or that blonde bim' have the foggiest who (s)he is yet :lol:
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that should be fun, then
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Pete Burns :eek: OMG I might have to switch off the TV-chav filter and have a look now :lol:
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and rula f**king lenska! get in!!! ;D :lol: :notworthy:
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Quiff Boy wrote:and rula f**king lenska! get in!!! ;D :lol: :notworthy:
You're making this up :wink:
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George Galloway :eek: What!!
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Maybe they could have Charles Kennedy too, seeing as how he's going to be taking a long break rather shortly? ;)
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Sad thing is that pete Burns looks better than Jodie Marsh. Face like a builder's arse that girl.

Apparently one of them ISN'T a celebrity :eek: ..... that narrows it down then.
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Jodie Marsh - builder's arse

close enough to a rhyme, for me :lol:
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biggy wrote:Sad thing is that pete Burns looks better than Jodie Marsh. Face like a builder's arse that girl.

Apparently one of them ISN'T a celebrity :eek: ..... that narrows it down then.
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biggy wrote:Sad thing is that pete Burns looks better than Jodie Marsh. Face like a builder's arse that girl.
Aye, would be hard to look worse than her. ;D
biggy wrote:Apparently one of them ISN'T a celebrity :eek: ..... that narrows it down then.
:notworthy: I just knew someone would have beaten me to that joke.

I was amused by Maggot's comment: "I've nothing better to do. I would just have spent January watching Celebrity Big Brother, so I might as well be in it."
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Quiff Boy wrote:dont think barrymore or that blonde bim' have the foggiest who (s)he is yet :lol:
Is it true there is a swimming pool in there. :eek:

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As long as they keep Barrymore away from the pool :innocent:
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scotty wrote:As long as they keep Barrymore away from the pool :innocent:
Wasn't there a rumour of a Barrymore's House Party show at one time :?: :wink:
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I must confess, the combo of Galloway and Burns will probably have me watching. With intense guilt. Through my fingers. :oops: ;D
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OMG. :eek: what happened to Pete Burns? Is that's what the homo liberation brought us? :evil:

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Hoe and why is that Feria (or whatever) woman considered a celebrity, just because she had an affair with Sven Goran Erikkson?! :eek:
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Why are any of them considered celebrities?

Put 'em in a field, and........
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Planet Dave wrote:Why are any of them considered celebrities?

Put 'em in a field, and........
Now Dave, you KNOW you'll be watching in the hope that the dishy wee blonde girl gets them oot in the pool :innocent: :twisted:
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Spiggy's hat wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:dont think barrymore or that blonde bim' have the foggiest who (s)he is yet :lol:
Is it true there is a swimming pool in there. :eek:

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excellent pic, steve!
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Spiggy's hat wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:dont think barrymore or that blonde bim' have the foggiest who (s)he is yet :lol:
Is it true there is a swimming pool in there. :eek:

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