celebrity car crash more like.
pete burns?
ffs
celebrity big brother
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that should be fun, then
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Pete Burns OMG I might have to switch off the TV-chav filter and have a look now
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You're making this upQuiff Boy wrote:and rula f**king lenska! get in!!!
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George Galloway What!!
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Jodie Marsh - builder's arse
close enough to a rhyme, for me
close enough to a rhyme, for me
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biggy wrote:Sad thing is that pete Burns looks better than Jodie Marsh. Face like a builder's arse that girl.
Apparently one of them ISN'T a celebrity ..... that narrows it down then.
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Aye, would be hard to look worse than her.biggy wrote:Sad thing is that pete Burns looks better than Jodie Marsh. Face like a builder's arse that girl.
I just knew someone would have beaten me to that joke.biggy wrote:Apparently one of them ISN'T a celebrity ..... that narrows it down then.
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Is it true there is a swimming pool in there.Quiff Boy wrote:dont think barrymore or that blonde bim' have the foggiest who (s)he is yet
Give me one good reason
As long as they keep Barrymore away from the pool
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Wasn't there a rumour of a Barrymore's House Party show at one timescotty wrote:As long as they keep Barrymore away from the pool
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OMG. what happened to Pete Burns? Is that's what the homo liberation brought us?
I wish to be back in the 80s when all these feminine types at least pretended to be "to have" for us.
I wish to be back in the 80s when all these feminine types at least pretended to be "to have" for us.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Why are any of them considered celebrities?
Put 'em in a field, and........
Put 'em in a field, and........
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Now Dave, you KNOW you'll be watching in the hope that the dishy wee blonde girl gets them oot in the poolPlanet Dave wrote:Why are any of them considered celebrities?
Put 'em in a field, and........
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Spiggy's hat wrote:Is it true there is a swimming pool in there.Quiff Boy wrote:dont think barrymore or that blonde bim' have the foggiest who (s)he is yet
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excellent pic, steve!
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Fuckin' excellent! oh I did laugh.Spiggy's hat wrote:Is it true there is a swimming pool in there.Quiff Boy wrote:dont think barrymore or that blonde bim' have the foggiest who (s)he is yet
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Confession Time
I'm not even waching this one
I'm not even waching this one
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