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If you guys can have yer own weird and silly sports threads about cricket and football an' all, I can have mine :twisted:

Two Scotsmen winning their games today at World Champ Darts!

Yay the Scots! ;D

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Any Dutchmen playing as well? :innocent:
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Ozpat wrote:Any Dutchmen playing as well? :innocent:
Yup. Co Stompe played yesterday and lost ;)

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Ozpat wrote:Any Dutchmen playing as well? :innocent:
Yup. Co Stompe played yesterday and lost ;)

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What about Essers, van Barneveld and 4 other men and 2 women? :innocent:
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And Andy Fordham was knocked out in the first round by Simon Whitlock, an Australian bloke with really interesting hair.
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markfiend wrote:And Andy Fordham was knocked out in the first round by Simon Whitlock, an Australian bloke with really interesting hair.
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Yeah, me and the missus were just amazed by it - it was like a really long mullet (nearly to his bum - as my 4 year old daughter said!).

Still, we were gutted that Andy Fordham was knocked out (as well as Ted Hankey) :(

My missus also got quite irate that the women's darts is not as high scoring as the men's ("she scored 7 : f**king 7 points - and she calls herself a darts player! 7 points!! And she's f**king ugly")

The wife is so refined........ ;D
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streamline wrote: Still, we were gutted that Andy Fordham was knocked out (as well as Ted Hankey) :(
Andy out of the game? :( shame...

Ted Hankey lost against the Dutchman Essers??? :D
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streamline wrote:Yeah, me and the missus were just amazed by it - it was like a really long mullet (nearly to his bum - as my 4 year old daughter said!).
:lol: not exactly the thing you want to see on a hungover Sunday afternoon...
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Ozpat wrote:Ted Hankey lost against the Dutchman Essers??? :D
Yeah, he lost 3-1. He didn't really show up and never got into any sort of rhythm.

Essers looked OK, but I think that anyone could have beaten Ted (who looked gutted at the end).

Mind you, my grandmother could have beaten Andy Fordham - and she died in 1979!

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Up at six o'clock (seven for us Belgians/Dootchmen)

Ray Barneveld vs Brian Sorensen! Weeeee....

*me fetches beer und pretzels*

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Scotland looks amazing and so are the people.

Darts - NAH don't watch sports although on a brighter note - I can play darts when I've had a few drinks. :D

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MadameButterfly wrote:Scotland looks amazing and so are the people.
Yes and Yes :wink:
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A darts thread. :eek: :D Nice one Iz. :notworthy: The next HL bash / pre-Sisters gig meet-up HAS to be in a pub with a darts board. A pool table would be nice too, but I'll settle for darts.

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Planet Dave wrote:A darts thread. :eek: :D Nice one Iz. :notworthy: The next HL bash / pre-Sisters gig meet-up HAS to be in a pub with a darts board. A pool table would be nice too, but I'll settle for darts.

Good arrah. :wink:
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I'm a soft-tip Cutthroat Cricket player meself! :twisted:

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MadameButterfly wrote: I can play darts when I've had a few drinks. :D
That's what I experience at Friday nights... :lol:
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And Barnie won, although not a crushing victory.

A bit of Double trouble, so it seems. ;)

Ah well, beginner's stress ;D

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:And Barnie won, although not a crushing victory.

A bit of Double trouble, so it seems. ;)

Ah well, beginner's stress ;D

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Just watched it.....not crushing indeed but still....pretty comfortable...... 8)
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And WHY did they broadcast only half of an interesting game (Klaasen-Harbour) :eek: :urff:

Bloody digital TV s**t! :evil:

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Just realised you can follow on the Internet ;)

And what a stunning game it was! Klaasen wins in a real blood-sweat-n-tears match!

Top Class for a 21-year-old :notworthy:

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Scotland rules.

I rule Scotland.

That takes me to a hitherto unheard-of level of FABULOUSNESS, doesn't it? :innocent: ;D
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Can't play fcukin darts to save myself, tho'... :wink: :oops:
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Bearsden's not in Scotland
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James Blast wrote:Bearsden's not in Scotland
It's not even in Glesga! :twisted:
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Big Si wrote:
James Blast wrote:Bearsden's not in Scotland
It's not even in Glesga! :twisted:
Yeah yeah yeah, I live in La-dee-da Lane, East Dunbartonshire, whit of it? :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:Yeah yeah yeah, I live in La-dee-da Lane, East Dunbartonshire, whit of it? :innocent:
Snobby Bum Fart!
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