I got trapped in the elevator with my CEO today, and he asked me the question that every corporate employee dreads.
"What would you do to raise company morale?"
Luckily, I had previously given the subject much thought, and replied without hesitation. "After-hours turtle racing. All of the excitement of cockfighting with none of the illegality."
If I did not have such great hair, I might not have gotten away with that.
I am follicularly blessed
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are you sure he was looking at your hair?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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Spot on, James.James Blast wrote:are you sure he was looking at your hair?
If he was a real man, he just saw your big'uns and only heard the words "after my hours", "excitement", "cockfighting" and "illegal teen"...
IZ.
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Did I just hear 'hanging it out' and 'lesbians'?Johnny M wrote:Follicularly jealous, yes ...
PS: Are you still hanging out with lesbians?
I'm in!
IZ.
Must be a blonde hair thing ...or as my beloved Bloc Party singMotz wrote:What is it with guys and wanting to get closest to girls who want to get furthest away from them?
If it can be broke then it can be fixed,
If it can be fused then it can be split
It's all under control
If it can be lost then it can be won,
If it can be touched then it can be turned
All you need is time.
Can't believe this is the first time I've mentioned them in 2006.
Must try harder ...
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The Chase Is Better Than The Catch, as Mr Kilmeister might put it.Motz wrote:What is it with guys and wanting to get closest to girls who want to get furthest away from them?
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
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You're chasing the wrong ladies, gents.Planet Dave wrote:The Chase Is Better Than The Catch, as Mr Kilmeister might put it.Motz wrote:What is it with guys and wanting to get closest to girls who want to get furthest away from them?
That's not an invitation BTW.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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Take it from me, you don't want anyone here fascinated with your hair.
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Has somebody else been using their head for chemical testing? I thought I was the only misguided soul...
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Ahh, I'd forgotten all about that...timsinister wrote:Take it from me, you don't want anyone here fascinated with your hair.
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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'I am mamaranly blessed' would have been a truer title
coat, I know
coat, I know
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
I'm still waiting to be convinced that 'he' is in fact a 'she'James Blast wrote:'I am mamaranly blessed' would have been a truer title
coat, I know
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He spoke too soon...Mrs. Snowey wrote:Ahh, I'd forgotten all about that...timsinister wrote:Take it from me, you don't want anyone here fascinated with your hair.
I thoroughly approve.Corp Punk wrote:Actually, I've been trying to grow out the bleached bits in favor of red bits.
The author of this thread, you mean? I recall a picture of her, at work, under a large book, evidently asleep. I think she posted a thread comparing herself with a model, something like that? Pray excuse me, but I have drunk more than worked this evening...Big Si wrote:I'm still waiting to be convinced that 'he' is in fact a 'she'
Corpy, care to clarify?
A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away--back when there were fewer than 300 members on this forum--Big Si (and a few others) initially assumed I was male so I teased them mercilessly, and now I'm doomed never to hear the end of it.timsinister wrote:The author of this thread, you mean? I recall a picture of her, at work, under a large book, evidently asleep. I think she posted a thread comparing herself with a model, something like that? Pray excuse me, but I have drunk more than worked this evening...Big Si wrote:I'm still waiting to be convinced that 'he' is in fact a 'she'
Corpy, care to clarify?
Ah, the good old days...
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another myth burst, next!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele