I am follicularly blessed

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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CorpPunk
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I got trapped in the elevator with my CEO today, and he asked me the question that every corporate employee dreads.

"What would you do to raise company morale?"

Luckily, I had previously given the subject much thought, and replied without hesitation. "After-hours turtle racing. All of the excitement of cockfighting with none of the illegality."

If I did not have such great hair, I might not have gotten away with that.
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are you sure he was looking at your hair?
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James Blast wrote:are you sure he was looking at your hair?
Spot on, James.

If he was a real man, he just saw your big'uns and only heard the words "after my hours", "excitement", "cockfighting" and "illegal teen"...

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The collective mind of HL has taken a permanent slide into the gutter. I respect that. :lol:
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CorpPunk wrote:The collective mind of HL
:eek: Now there's a scary concept. :wink:
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@ Corpy - Now where did the pm induced 'inspiration' for this post stem from?

You're a bitch.

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And you're just jealous. :lol:
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Follicularly jealous, yes ... :lol:

PS: Are you still hanging out with lesbians?
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Johnny M wrote:Follicularly jealous, yes ... :lol:

PS: Are you still hanging out with lesbians?
Did I just hear 'hanging it out' and 'lesbians'? :P

I'm in! ;D

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What is it with guys and wanting to get closest to girls who want to get furthest away from them? :urff:
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Motz wrote:What is it with guys and wanting to get closest to girls who want to get furthest away from them? :urff:
Must be a blonde hair thing ...or as my beloved Bloc Party sing

If it can be broke then it can be fixed,
If it can be fused then it can be split
It's all under control
If it can be lost then it can be won,
If it can be touched then it can be turned
All you need is time.

Can't believe this is the first time I've mentioned them in 2006. :roll:

Must try harder ... :wink:
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Motz wrote:What is it with guys and wanting to get closest to girls who want to get furthest away from them? :urff:
The Chase Is Better Than The Catch, as Mr Kilmeister might put it.
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
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Planet Dave wrote:
Motz wrote:What is it with guys and wanting to get closest to girls who want to get furthest away from them? :urff:
The Chase Is Better Than The Catch, as Mr Kilmeister might put it.
You're chasing the wrong ladies, gents.

That's not an invitation BTW. :wink:
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Back to the fascinating subject of my hair...
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Take it from me, you don't want anyone here fascinated with your hair.
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What's this? A show of peroxide solidarity ..?
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Has somebody else been using their head for chemical testing? I thought I was the only misguided soul...
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Actually, I've been trying to grow out the bleached bits in favor of red bits. This year is all about change, or so I've been told...
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timsinister wrote:Take it from me, you don't want anyone here fascinated with your hair.
Ahh, I'd forgotten all about that... :wink: :lol:
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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'I am mamaranly blessed' would have been a truer title
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coat, I know
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James Blast wrote:'I am mamaranly blessed' would have been a truer title
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coat, I know
I'm still waiting to be convinced that 'he' is in fact a 'she' :?:
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:
timsinister wrote:Take it from me, you don't want anyone here fascinated with your hair.
Ahh, I'd forgotten all about that... :wink: :lol:
He spoke too soon...
Corp Punk wrote:Actually, I've been trying to grow out the bleached bits in favor of red bits.
I thoroughly approve. :notworthy:
Big Si wrote:I'm still waiting to be convinced that 'he' is in fact a 'she'
The author of this thread, you mean? I recall a picture of her, at work, under a large book, evidently asleep. I think she posted a thread comparing herself with a model, something like that? Pray excuse me, but I have drunk more than worked this evening...

Corpy, care to clarify?
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timsinister wrote:
Big Si wrote:I'm still waiting to be convinced that 'he' is in fact a 'she'
The author of this thread, you mean? I recall a picture of her, at work, under a large book, evidently asleep. I think she posted a thread comparing herself with a model, something like that? Pray excuse me, but I have drunk more than worked this evening...

Corpy, care to clarify?
A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away--back when there were fewer than 300 members on this forum--Big Si (and a few others) initially assumed I was male so I teased them mercilessly, and now I'm doomed never to hear the end of it.

Ah, the good old days...
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another myth burst, next!
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