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Johnny M
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Please.

This post is inspired by the short story "Die gar traurige Geschichte mit dem Feuerzeug", from Der Struwwelpeter.

You know you're out there. :von:
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Well.. I'll try.

The correct subject should be "Helfen Sie mir". :innocent:
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Not if he's looking for a particular person who he knows well...:|

Hope that person finds you, John :von:
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Dark wrote:Well.. I'll try.

The correct subject should be "Helfen Sie mir". :innocent:
Bless you! You can talk complete and utter bollox. More than once. How fab. :wink:
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Who you looking for, John...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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I'm of to bed now. You're all just a pile of useless bitches. Again. :roll:

Oh, apart from the bitches who don't have breasts.

We like them. :kiss: :von:
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Pauline...?
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Johnny M wrote:Bless you! You can talk complete and utter bollox. More than once. How fab. :wink:
I do try. :lol:
Johnny M wrote:Oh, apart from the bitches who don't have breasts.

We like them. :kiss: :von:
I wouldn't call him my bitch, but.. :innocent:

Hope all's well, et al.
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I'd be careful with where that ellipsis is taking you dear ;)

Unless it's towards "...if he wants me to" :kiss:
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