Toast

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Izzy HaveMercy
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I have some minor problems with the word 'spreadable' on public forums.


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pfft
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Planet Dave
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Heat induces royalty...

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James Blast
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I have my toasticular moods, sometimes it has to be hot buttered other times cold buttered and I use Lurpack Spreadable (sorry IZ), straight from the fridge in both cases
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White supremacy.

Mouthwatering.

/me goes off to get some... :wink:
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Johnny M
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It's rather disturbing that a random thread that I started is still going strong. It was a spontaneous thought on my part as a result of a moment of weakness based on a very funny phone call.

Next I expect to see linked images of the latest shiny, sparkling, high-tech toasters to be cooed over with the same reverence and sexual fervour as scantily-clad women. And convos about temperature control, cool sides and how many (slices) 'she' can take at the same time.

You're all weird.

*goes off to make some toast*
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Johnny M wrote:You're all weird.
And that's why you love us :kiss:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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emilystrange
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i need toast with cheese and baked beans
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i don't usually eat a lot of toast, however we have just been given a new toaster. ;D
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