Happy Birthday to The Sinister!

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OK, let's do this in anti-chronological order.

Quiffy - Thanks muchly! Open the Pod Bay Doors, and take a walk, eh? :wink:

Boudicca - The less said the better, please. :oops: Motz, those would infact be my eyes in shadow, not clear due to boudicca's inability to operate anything technical.

Cheers to Blast and doc p, for having respectively the persistance and anal-retentiveness that obliquely imply you care. I think.

Big up to debaser for the tallest greeting I've had. Scotty - had more than a few! Missus Scotty, it was a Chicken Tikka Bhalti Rogan with a bit more kick to it than I'm used to - just another excuse to drink a bit more, though.

I've also received the highest citation not carried above my avatar - I'll try not to dishonour my title. Quite how I'll manage that is a topic for discussion in July, eh?

And cheers to hom_corleone - did we ever figure out what that meant? A Young Ones episode is nudging my memory, but it's not too clear...

And, obviously, muchos gracias to those kind people who posted beyond the topic review's ability to go back in time. The day itself was rather tame, so I intend to blow the roof off at XXI this Friday. Watch for Sinicorp Industries updates, and have yourselves a grand weekend also.

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timsinister wrote:Boudicca - The less said the better, please. :oops: Motz, those would infact be my eyes in shadow, not clear due to boudicca's inability to operate anything technical.
Men and eyeliner don't mix, as proven by a silly friend of mine spending this afternoon's study period bent over a sink in the boys' loos glaring angrily at the mirror and rubbing furiously at his soaking face ;D
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thanks! that makes me feel so special... :evil:

so did you make the nurse scream?

or should i ask is the lady with you in your avatar a nurse?

or is this in the planning for the night that you might not remember?

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How could I leave out our dearest foreign Heartlander? Madame, your presence in this thread alone warms my chilly heart.

The young lady who shares my avatar has the privilige of seeing one of my best friends, and whom I feel a certain paternal responsibility for - usually when I'm buying her drinks! However, she certainly enhances any picture she is in. Plus, she's concealing about half my face. :wink:
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I think it’s a plan to make a certain young lady jealous
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Ed Rhombus wrote:I think it’s a plan to make a certain young lady jealous
Hey, I'm a nasty person, but I'm not suicidal! Any of the girls on this board could tear my arms off without hesitation!
Motz wrote:Men and eyeliner don't mix, as proven by a silly friend of mine spending this afternoon's study period bent over a sink in the boys' loos glaring angrily at the mirror and rubbing furiously at his soaking face
Poor sod. I learned the hard way also, and haven't worn make-up in about six years. No, the shadow I'm referring to is, ah, from my enormous eyebrows. :lol:
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In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. God saw that the light was good,

Then God said, "Let us make man" So God created man in his own image.

God saw all that he had made, and it was very good, but it frankly it was all a bit poofy.

So he did bendth down and took iron from the earth, fire from the volcanos, with which he made Tim, and he saw that Tim was Sinister, so he nameth him Tim Sinister,

and he spake unto Tim Sinister and said "Timbo, thou shall walk the earth or stomp about as thou sees fit, house doubles be thy pray and leather trousers be thy staff"

"set of bastards" replied Tim, as he dranketh from the bottle marked 'Ben Eagles"
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Behind as ever! Hope you had and will have all you need...


If such consumption is safe...


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Ed Rhombus wrote:In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. God saw that the light was good,

Then God said, "Let us make man" So God created man in his own image.

God saw all that he had made, and it was very good, but it frankly it was all a bit poofy.

So he did bendth down and took iron from the earth, fire from the volcanos, with which he made Tim, and he saw that Tim was Sinister, so he nameth him Tim Sinister,

and he spake unto Tim Sinister and said "Timbo, thou shall walk the earth or stomp about as thou sees fit, house doubles be thy pray and leather trousers be thy staff"

"set of bastards" replied Tim, as he dranketh from the bottle marked 'Ben Eagles"
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

That's what I was taught at school too.

HPBD for whenever it was, Timbo. Nice 'staff'. :von:
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oops sorry I'm late - I was swanning around in Paris, being cultural.

Happy Birthday Timmy - hope you had loads to drink, danced like a fool and got a silly haircut!







or is that just soooo last year for you? :lol:
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lazarus corporation wrote:hope you had loads to drink, danced like a fool and got a silly haircut

Image

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Happiness etc.I know it's a little late, but I do rather think (with your reputation) you will have a weekend to disremember. :lol:

Just make sure anyone in the vicinity with a camera is as unfocused as the equipment :eek: 8)
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