I don't even want to know how that's working!Motz wrote:If you've got two hands you might as well...
Ways To Avoid Doing Anything Productive...
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One hand to hold the Pot Noodle, one to hold the fork, and the other to...
Oh, wait...
Oh, wait...
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Bet Motz is relieved you didn't ask for a demonstration.boudicca wrote:I don't even want to know how that's working!Motz wrote:If you've got two hands you might as well...
Sorry. Counting the number of limbs required to simultaneously masturbate and masticate probably wasn't the most difficult task. But it was 7.30, cut me some slack
Currently avoiding anything productive by browsing Heartland. My lyrics notebook is open in front of me, but I've already done one verse today. Pfft. Too productive
Currently avoiding anything productive by browsing Heartland. My lyrics notebook is open in front of me, but I've already done one verse today. Pfft. Too productive
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I'm going to avoid productivity now, by going to school to do a Maths exam. :\
Everything I've done so far was productive.. printed some ITZ covers, got a Salvation bootleg for Scotty..
But I didn't get a Pot Noodle.
Everything I've done so far was productive.. printed some ITZ covers, got a Salvation bootleg for Scotty..
But I didn't get a Pot Noodle.
Cheers Dark and good luck with the exam.Dark wrote:, got a Salvation bootleg for Scotty..
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I trawl through ebay bidding on obscure cd's I need and then realise that I've spent too much!
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I direct you to the Soulseeker's thread, Libs!Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I trawl through ebay bidding on obscure cd's I need and then realise that I've spent too much!
You can get music for nowt these days.
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Oh yes, but it gives me a sense of achievement when I actually manage to track the actual product downboudicca wrote:You can get music for nowt these days.
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Well, I needed something to keep me going before going to school.Motz wrote:Of course he didn't get a Pot Noodle, he didn't have any hands spareboudicca wrote:You're a 16-year-old male!Dark wrote:But I didn't get a Pot Noodle.
Clearly something is awry. Have you been to the doctor's?
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I expect a Pot Noodle tastes the same as.... no, I better not go there
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Grounds for divorce apparently......
and myheartland of course.
and myheartland of course.
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
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i always avoid playing zuma -i thought it was because it was strange to play a game that shares it's name with one of your mates; but seeing as you're a fellow tetris-head ness it must be because it's fuckin' addictive....though i bet it's not as addictive as the bubble-shooter.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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I still can't beat 400,000!eastmidswhizzkid wrote:though i bet it's not as addictive as the bubble-shooter.
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i don't even bother looking at the score anymore -it's just me an' the bubbles maaan!Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I still can't beat 400,000!eastmidswhizzkid wrote:though i bet it's not as addictive as the bubble-shooter.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"