Ways To Avoid Doing Anything Productive...

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Motz wrote:If you've got two hands you might as well...
I don't even want to know how that's working! :urff: :lol:
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One hand to hold the Pot Noodle, one to hold the fork, and the other to...

Oh, wait... :?:
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boudicca wrote:
Motz wrote:If you've got two hands you might as well...
I don't even want to know how that's working! :urff: :lol:
Bet Motz is relieved you didn't ask for a demonstration.
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Sorry. Counting the number of limbs required to simultaneously masturbate and masticate probably wasn't the most difficult task. But it was 7.30, cut me some slack :lol:

Currently avoiding anything productive by browsing Heartland. My lyrics notebook is open in front of me, but I've already done one verse today. Pfft. Too productive :|
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I'm going to avoid productivity now, by going to school to do a Maths exam. :\

Everything I've done so far was productive.. printed some ITZ covers, got a Salvation bootleg for Scotty..

But I didn't get a Pot Noodle. :lol:
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Dark wrote:, got a Salvation bootleg for Scotty..
:notworthy: 8) :notworthy: Cheers Dark and good luck with the exam.
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Dark wrote:But I didn't get a Pot Noodle. :lol:
You're a 16-year-old male!

Clearly something is awry. Have you been to the doctor's? :innocent: :P :wink:
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I trawl through ebay bidding on obscure cd's I need and then realise that I've spent too much!
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I trawl through ebay bidding on obscure cd's I need and then realise that I've spent too much!
I direct you to the Soulseeker's thread, Libs! :wink:

You can get music for nowt these days. :notworthy:
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boudicca wrote:
Dark wrote:But I didn't get a Pot Noodle. :lol:
You're a 16-year-old male!

Clearly something is awry. Have you been to the doctor's? :innocent: :P :wink:
Of course he didn't get a Pot Noodle, he didn't have any hands spare ;D
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boudicca wrote:You can get music for nowt these days. :notworthy:
Oh yes, but it gives me a sense of achievement when I actually manage to track the actual product down 8)
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Motz wrote:
boudicca wrote:
Dark wrote:But I didn't get a Pot Noodle. :lol:
You're a 16-year-old male!

Clearly something is awry. Have you been to the doctor's? :innocent: :P :wink:
Of course he didn't get a Pot Noodle, he didn't have any hands spare ;D
Well, I needed something to keep me going before going to school. :lol:
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I expect a Pot Noodle tastes the same as.... no, I better not go there
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Grounds for divorce apparently......
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Tetris and a crappy game called Zuma - I estimate they both owe me about a yearor so, in hours played.
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i always avoid playing zuma -i thought it was because it was strange to play a game that shares it's name with one of your mates; but seeing as you're a fellow tetris-head ness it must be because it's fuckin' addictive....though i bet it's not as addictive as the bubble-shooter. ;D
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:though i bet it's not as addictive as the bubble-shooter. ;D
I still can't beat 400,000!
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:though i bet it's not as addictive as the bubble-shooter. ;D
I still can't beat 400,000!
i don't even bother looking at the score anymore -it's just me an' the bubbles maaan! :lol:
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