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best/saddest thing, all at the same time, i've seen on telly for ages
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I just saw it by battersea bridge. Looked like it was heading back downstream - hope it gets back to the sea...
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what?
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presumably a whale in the thames ...but i haven't seen it either.
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I figured out a PiB Post !!! clicky
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Now if only it was a flying killer shark. That would've been funny.
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my mother-in-law has turned up then......
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Aw :cry:
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there seems to be two whales in the Thames...

the one as mentioned in PiB's post...and another one just off the Essex coast...the whale watchers think it's a mother and calf that have strayed into unfamiliar waters

sadest thing is will the one down river survive and get back into open water past the flood barrier
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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Two flying killer sharks? How funny would that be?
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Planet Dave wrote:Two flying killer sharks? How funny would that be?
With Robert Shaw, Michael Caine and Roy Scheider all chasing them in a winged boat (that can speak)? The end comes in London aquarium when the crazed fish smash trhough the glass leaving Caine to look on agast (with 3D glasses perched on his nose) :innocent:




Or maybe not......s**t those mushrooms are good.
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:Two flying killer sharks? How funny would that be?
With Robert Shaw, Michael Caine and Roy Scheider all chasing them in a winged boat (that can speak)? The end comes in London aquarium when the crazed fish smash trhough the glass leaving Caine to look on agast (with 3D glasses perched on his nose) :innocent:




Or maybe not......s**t those mushrooms are good.
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Got any left?
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nah...the flying killer sharks ate them all.
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:nah...the flying killer sharks ate them all.
Oh GOD! Imagine... :twisted:
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paint it black wrote:best/saddest thing, all at the same time, i've seen on telly for ages
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I saw it on the news. I feel the same...I really do!
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Some people thought it was a whale, some thought it was a baby shark.

Then they found out that the animal keeps begging for fish, is a couple of fins short to be called Jaws and instead of tearing people to bits the animal helps people finding their inner strength and peace...

Joy. You people have yer own Flipper. ;D You can join Dingle Island now ;)

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Opps ! now it's away to that old soap factory it the sky.
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Pat wrote:Opps ! now it's away to that old soap factory it the sky.
It hasn't has it? :(
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Pat wrote:Opps ! now it's away to that old soap factory it the sky.
It hasn't has it? :(
clicky :cry:
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I fear so :(

First they say to leave the poor thing alone, because of the stress, then they decide to rescue it and it dies... well, of course, maybe it would've died without the rescue attempt, too :|

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Pat wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Pat wrote:Opps ! now it's away to that old soap factory it the sky.
It hasn't has it? :(
clicky :cry:
Aw now that is sad :cry:
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Pat wrote:Opps ! now it's away to that old soap factory it the sky.
Such news should always be delivered by a smiley snowman. :notworthy:
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Planet Dave wrote:
Pat wrote:Opps ! now it's away to that old soap factory it the sky.
Such news should always be delivered by a smiley snowman. :notworthy:
Sushi's on me...... :wink:
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Pat wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:
Pat wrote:Opps ! now it's away to that old soap factory it the sky.
Such news should always be delivered by a smiley snowman. :notworthy:
Sushi's on me...... :wink:

Mmmm, yes please :von:

(though it's sad indeed :( )
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Pat wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:
Pat wrote:Opps ! now it's away to that old soap factory it the sky.
Such news should always be delivered by a smiley snowman. :notworthy:
Sushi's on me...... :wink:
Get in! Can I have some of that reet spicy green stuff with mine, please.
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