Coolest man in Britain !!!

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The other day I was walking out of the post office & very nearly knocked over the (supposedly) coolest man in the UK who lives up the road from me.
First one to tell me who he is gets a haggis from Scotty.
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That geezer from a San Diego tattoo parlour who you're desperately hoping I won't deliver your 'endearments' to?

Do I win?
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James Ray?
Gary Marx?
Doktor Avalanche?
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biggy wrote:The other day I was walking out of the post office & very nearly knocked over the (supposedly) coolest man in the UK who lives up the road from me.
First one to tell me who he is gets a haggis from Scotty.
Manero?? Or a blurke from the Artic Monkeys?
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biggy wrote:The other day I was walking out of the post office & very nearly knocked over the (supposedly) coolest man in the UK who lives up the road from me.
First one to tell me who he is gets a haggis from Scotty.
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Was it Bird?........or the guy that works in Vicki Wines in Forres, he's really cool :innocent:, or was it one of these guys :twisted:
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paddy?
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I claim my prize...apparently Alex Turner (singer from Artic Monkeys) IS the coolest man in the UK
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@scotty why do all those young guns in that pic look mildly startled and more seriously, WTF are you doing looking at a forum like that!? :eek:
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Debaser wrote:I claim my prize...apparently Alex Turner (singer from Artic Monkeys) IS the coolest man in the UK
A Haggis is on it's way Ness, well done :lol:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Debaser wrote:I claim my prize...apparently Alex Turner (singer from Artic Monkeys) IS the coolest man in the UK
Give the lady some fatty Scottish s**t. :lol:

NME voted Alex Turner the coolest man in the UK.

I vote him a skinny, spotty seven year old midget.

They just went to number one yet again though. Amazing what a music course at Barnlsley college can do for you.
Singing with Yorkshire accents, whatever next.
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making good music?
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mr s was remarking on teh fact that he will regret not waiting till his acne clears up before becoming famous
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I'm a winner....which is rather disturbing as the only times I've ever won things is when I was pregnant....:eek:
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Debaser wrote:I'm a winner....which is rather disturbing as the only times I've ever won things is when I was pregnant....:eek:
Look on the bright side Ness, your first craving for something odd is more than catered for by your prize.
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Planet Dave wrote:
Debaser wrote:I'm a winner....which is rather disturbing as the only times I've ever won things is when I was pregnant....:eek:
Look on the bright side Ness, your first craving for something odd is more than catered for by your prize.
"Ye cinnae give the bairn Haggis!" :eek: :lol:
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