Seconds to the drop and it feels like hours...

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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MrChris
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MrsChris is due to give birth to the MiniChris Rev 2.0 very soon. Technically tomorrow, but these facts make more sense to doctors than to foeti, and foeti usually get to make the decisions. Yes, that really is the plural. But no, we're not expecting a double-album, unless the scans were very wrong indeed. But you know what I mean. MiniChris Rev 1.0 has bought Rev 2.0 a baby giraffe (soft toy), and we have bought lots of nappies. I've set up my Supersubs for fantasy football, and intend to maintain my place at the top of the Heartland Mini-league even if I fail to maintain consciousness as the band takes to the stage. The reason I am badly mixing my metaphors is because I'm going mad. Anyway, it's better than mixing drinks, and it's compatible with driving to the hospital. It's an odd business, this waiting. Wish us luck, if you've got any spare! And don't worry if I don't post any irrelevant messages for a while. We're all o.k.
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Good luck to you all!!

Especially MrsChris!!
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Very good luck indeed :D
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ooer. fingers crossed and all that
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Indeed good luck to you all!!! MrsChris should be fine!

*gets all excited about another HL baby soon to be born*


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nicely put post MrC, all my best to the missus and your ever expanding clan
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Good news indeed. All the best to you, the Mrs., and the expanding family.
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Ah, a new release on the Chris Release label.. let's hope it goes platinum. ;D Image
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Delightfully random, Mr C! Get the youngster a Heartland account ASAP!

Luck to you and yours.
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Good luck! Make sure you stash the extra family allowance so you can use if to get to the next HL do. :wink:
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no news yet? or have i just not got to it in this ridiculous game of catch-up i'm playing? good luck anyway - i know exactly what you're going through, my lad was a week and a half late. all the best.
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Good luck and I hope all went/goes very well! :D
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:no news yet? or have i just not got to it in this ridiculous game of catch-up i'm playing? good luck anyway - i know exactly what you're going through, my lad was a week and a half late. all the best.
No news yet other than two false alarms, and one disgruntled wife! Will keep you posted when something more substantial occurs! :?
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:urff: we had two false alarms as well -try and look at them as practice runs innit? when i finally had to drive the middle of the night dash to the hospital it was a doddle (except for still absolutely s**t myself). all the best to you.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
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