Spammers are getting disturbing.

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Whilst trawling through all the Dominion posts in my Junk Mail folder, I had to pass a few spam mails. This one caught my eye:
Information Regarding Your account:
Dear PayPal Member!

Attention! Your PayPal account has been violated!
I'm not sure what comment I can make... :roll:
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Spammers are getting disturbing?
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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Even more disturbing then.

They're claiming my PayPal account was raped. :P
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They're not really spam. The Internet is waking up. These messages are its first attempts at communication. That's why it doesn't seem to make sense; it hasn't learned to speak properly yet.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Christ, what do we do when it realises what we've done to it?
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It's going to have some odd ideas about human sexuality. :lol:
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The title of a spam that slipped into my box today:

"Spermamax can get pregnant even a man."

:eek:
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smiscandlon wrote:The title of a spam that slipped into my box today:

"Spermamax can get pregnant even a man."

:eek:
:lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Why don't you buy it and see. If not you still might have "BESST SEX EVERR!!!!!!!!" :lol:
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when i read my email today (after not having done so for nearly a week) i was impressed to see my inbox was brimming with messages from sisters rarities group members telling me how successful the varying lonely-hearts/dating agencies were that they had joined. apparently there are thousands of single women out there simply gagging for it. :roll:
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"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:when i read my email today (after not having done so for nearly a week) i was impressed to see my inbox was brimming with messages from sisters rarities group members telling me how successful the varying lonely-hearts/dating agencies were that they had joined. apparently there are thousands of single women out there simply gagging for it. :roll:
Don't look at me, I made the ones where i'm a moderator - restricted, so no spammers can join up without approval. :|
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today's wise words of advice
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And cough wait
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Some of the best poetry this forum has seen all week. ;)
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Big Si wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:when i read my email today (after not having done so for nearly a week) i was impressed to see my inbox was brimming with messages from sisters rarities group members telling me how successful the varying lonely-hearts/dating agencies were that they had joined. apparently there are thousands of single women out there simply gagging for it. :roll:
Don't look at me, I made the ones where i'm a moderator - restricted, so no spammers can join up without approval. :|
no worries si -it never even entered my head that this was anything to do with you....so you're saying none of these thousands of gagging for it chicks exist? :innocent: gutted... :lol:
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Egads.

"A man with a small dick is like a candle that is almost burned. Be a new candle with Advanced Gain Pro Penis Enlargement Pills."
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mature wrote:So, get ready for soft, sloppy gum jobs followed by a nice pinch on the =
cheek
see my video's inside

http://www.newdsite.com
Gum jobs? :eek:
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nick the stripper wrote:
mature wrote:So, get ready for soft, sloppy gum jobs followed by a nice pinch on the =
cheek
see my video's inside

http://www.newdsite.com
Gum jobs? :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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When they remove their dentures... :innocent:

*runs like f**k*
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boudicca wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:The title of a spam that slipped into my box today:

"Spermamax can get pregnant even a man."

:eek:
:lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Why don't you buy it and see. If not you still might have "BESST SEX EVERR!!!!!!!!" :lol:
You could be right there Claire. According to today's promotional e-mail:

"With Spermamax you will need the whole towel instead of napkin to wipe off the results of your orgasm. "

Ewww. :urff:
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It gets better:

With Spermamax one towel won’t be enough to wipe off your sperm.
Inundate your neighbors with the amount of your sperm with Spermamax.
If you take Spermamax, women will spin around you like the planets spin around the Sun.

Hmmmm. Where do I get me some of these spinning ladies?
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smiscandlon wrote: Inundate your neighbors with the amount of your sperm
WTF? :urff:

Way to get yourself an ASBO! :lol:

I can't believe you've not been convinced to buy it yet.
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boudicca wrote:
smiscandlon wrote: Inundate your neighbors with the amount of your sperm
WTF? :urff:

Way to get yourself an ASBO! :lol:

I can't believe you've not been convinced to buy it yet.
Who says I haven't? :innocent:
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smiscandlon wrote:Who says I haven't? :innocent:
:lol: You've definitely been spending too much time round that pervy guy...
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boudicca wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:Who says I haven't? :innocent:
:lol: You've definitely been spending too much time round that pervy guy...
:eek: I should point out for the sake of the viewing public that this refers to one of my workmates - not just some random pervy guy I hang around with...
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smiscandlon wrote:
boudicca wrote: :lol: You've definitely been spending too much time round that pervy guy...
:eek: I should point out for the sake of the viewing public that this refers to one of my workmates - not just some random pervy guy I hang around with...
That's not what you told me... :innocent: :twisted: :P
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boudicca wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:
boudicca wrote: :lol: You've definitely been spending too much time round that pervy guy...
:eek: I should point out for the sake of the viewing public that this refers to one of my workmates - not just some random pervy guy I hang around with...
That's not what you told me... :innocent: :twisted: :P
What can I say? I can't resist a guy in chaps and a cowboy hat.
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