Gorgeous George

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Galloway.

Come on, I refuse to believe I'm the only one watching it!

For those who aren't, here are the details but it really has to be witnessed (peering through the fingers of course)

I've met the guy myself, took me on a tour round the Houses Of Parliament.
Lucky me :roll: .

Apparently Billy Hill's is no longer taking bets on him being voted out next, a spokesperson said "We are not a charity". :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

A career down the swanny, or is it just me?
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A motley bunch of has-beens and transvestites?

Far too many comparisons can be drawn!

Nothing can beat George in a leotard, or the inevitable years of therapy.
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Well, it's not like George could be doing something useful instead, like representing his constituents... :roll:

Apparently, of the MPs elected at the last General Election, only two have voted in fewer divisions than GG. One is Tony Blair, who has the excuse that being Prime Minister sometimes stops him being able to vote, and the other is an MP who died not long after the election.
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In passing, I heard that he had one of the greatest expense accounts of any MP in his last seat. Glad to see he's proving his worth. Does he want to pay my licence fee for having that rubbish on the telly?
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I think he's a fanny.

End of.
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:notworthy: Don't hold back then. Tell us what you really think! :lol:
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Al wrote:I think he's a fanny.

End of.
Nope, a "Fanny" is a good thing, nice to look at, a great thing to spend time with and gives men a purpose in life, none of which you could say about that penile wart fuckin' embarrassing oxygen thief :evil: :evil:
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I don't post here much, just flit in from time to time. But that man perplexes me and fills me with so much frustration that I had to post something.

Believe it or not, I thought long and hard about what I would say about him. first of all I thought of typing that he was a c**t, then decided that typing he was a fanny is a more condescending term, in a Glasgow stylee.

However, the legal ramifications of saying that someone is something (a c**t or a fanny for example) are a bit dodgy.

So, instead of saying "He's a fanny" I decided to type "I think he's a fanny"

Such random thought into one small post. :wink:
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scotty wrote:
Al wrote:I think he's a fanny.

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Nope, a "Fanny" is a good thing, nice to look at, a great thing to spend time with and gives men a purpose in life, none of which you could say about that penile wart fuckin' embarrassing oxygen thief :evil: :evil:
Penile wart.

Why didn't I think of that.

Much more descriptive.

Would have saved me a couple of posts as well. :lol:
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Al wrote:However, the legal ramifications of saying that someone is something (a c**t or a fanny for example) are a bit dodgy.

So, instead of saying "He's a fanny" I decided to type "I think he's a fanny"
Wise move!

Knowing George, he'd probably have you hauled up in a highly-publicised libel case if you weren't careful. :roll: :lol:

He is a fanny....

















...allegedly. :innocent: :wink:
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maybe he's that new lump on my left nad?
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James Blast wrote:maybe he's that new lump on my left nad?
Is that no' your right nad? :innocent:
you know i'm only kiddin'!
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He used to be my local MP. He is obviously bright and he makes full use of his substantial powers of speech, but he is indeed a fanny. Although I agree with a lot of his opinions, he is a a domineering arsehole and I just don't have time for the guy. And I sincerely hope he's using his holidays for the time spent in the Big Brother House. I have my doubts about that.
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agreed -i can't stand barrymore but i thought he wiped the floor with galloway.
strange really -most "celebries" go on reality shows to save their careers.... :twisted:
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