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Planet Dave
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My long suffering missus finally gets hers, Feb 6th, on the melting pot of popular culture that is Bargain Hunt.
Hmmm.
Hmmm.
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Did she make any money on her items?
Is Tim-not-as-orange-as-David really such a twit?
Did she have a laugh?
but of greatest importance........
Was she allowed to keep the fleece?
and
what colour team was she in?
Is Tim-not-as-orange-as-David really such a twit?
Did she have a laugh?
but of greatest importance........
Was she allowed to keep the fleece?
and
what colour team was she in?
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Ah the ever-orange one... saw him in Chapel market Islington once filming said show..
as an aside, my mother did once go on Going for Gold.. and only got one question right.. .oh the shame it brought on the family..
as an aside, my mother did once go on Going for Gold.. and only got one question right.. .oh the shame it brought on the family..
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye
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Planet Dave
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Got the gig - through a mate from some rambling club he's in. God, it sounds worse by the minute.
Didn't get to keep the fleece
, possibly blue, had a whale (sorry 
) of a time, spunked half the beebs budget for a year, and thought Tim was, well, Tim. But you'll have to watch to see the full horror. It's imperative that the nation gets to share my shame.
Didn't get to keep the fleece
, possibly blue, had a whale (sorry ) of a time, spunked half the beebs budget for a year, and thought Tim was, well, Tim. But you'll have to watch to see the full horror. It's imperative that the nation gets to share my shame. 'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
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A missed opportunity to shout "Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth Forever!" perhaps?
Good on 'er!
Good on 'er!
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boudicca wrote:Now THAT was television.Gottdammerung wrote:Going for Gold
oh yeah, Going for Gold My mum was a bit addicted to that show, and my brother & I used to join her when it was on... Oh, how we laughed
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Planet Dave wrote:Got the gig - through a mate from some rambling club he's in. God, it sounds worse by the minute.
**spurts cider all over pooter**
your shame is ours...wouldn't miss it for the world.Planet Dave wrote:you'll have to watch to see the full horror. It's imperative that the nation gets to share my shame.
bump it nearer the time for the goldfish amongst us. Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Expect a VCD weed... (I'll be buggered if I'm wasting blank DVDs )
)The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Planet Dave
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markfiend wrote:Expect a VCD weed
I didn't like to ask, but now you've volunteered Mark.
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Planet Dave
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Bumped. !2.15 this Monday. God help us all. Been told to watch for the look of disgust when the 'swap' item is 'revealed'. What the fcuk am I on about? I have no idea.eastmidswhizzkid wrote: bump it nearer the time for the goldfish amongst us.
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wot 'e sayedeastmidswhizzkid wrote:your shame is ours...wouldn't miss it for the world.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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Well that's not hard, don't big-up yerself, Johnny.I actually like Mand. She kisses me more on the lips than she does you.
Ethan IS God, he tells me how it's gonna be all day, every day. Someone's gotta.
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No offence mate but Phantom post ...Planet Dave wrote:Well that's not hard, don't big-up yerself, Johnny.I actually like Mand. She kisses me more on the lips than she does you.
Ethan IS God, he tells me how it's gonna be all day, every day. Someone's gotta.
or should we be on the halluicinate thread?Anyway, blame him.
But yes, my mate Ethan is God.
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Your post WAS there. What happened last night? JR's post on the Sisters-Techno thread suffered a similar fate (ie disappeared off the face of the earth). Blummin' ether.Johnny M wrote: No offence mate but Phantom post ...
@ Scotty - yep, there's tape machines and dvd recorders and all sorts poised across the land. May the p1ss-taking never stop.
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Both VHS and DVD recorders set (they can't both fail...)
There's going to be a lot of copies of this around now!
There's going to be a lot of copies of this around now!
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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So has it happened yet? 12h15 was stated time and although I still have no clue what you lot are on about? 
What is being recordered and when are the copies available?
Hope all went well!
What is being recordered and when are the copies available?
Hope all went well!
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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It's still on I think.
Bargain Hunt on BBC TV is a program where two teams of two people each are sent to buy antiques from antique fairs and then try to sell them for a profit at an auction. Whichever team makes a bigger profit (or more usually, whichever team makes a smaller loss) is the winner.
For some inexplicable reason, the original presenter of this show, a minor crook named David Dickinson, is now somewhat of a celebrity in the UK, and has left to carry on on such sh!te as "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!" to be replaced by a favourite of pensioners the length and breadth of Britain, Tim Wonnacott.
Mrs Dave is on the show as I type (I trust; I'm sitting in the office with no ready access to BBC1. I just hope it recorded.)
Bargain Hunt on BBC TV is a program where two teams of two people each are sent to buy antiques from antique fairs and then try to sell them for a profit at an auction. Whichever team makes a bigger profit (or more usually, whichever team makes a smaller loss) is the winner.
For some inexplicable reason, the original presenter of this show, a minor crook named David Dickinson, is now somewhat of a celebrity in the UK, and has left to carry on on such sh!te as "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!" to be replaced by a favourite of pensioners the length and breadth of Britain, Tim Wonnacott.
Mrs Dave is on the show as I type (I trust; I'm sitting in the office with no ready access to BBC1. I just hope it recorded.)
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
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Planet Dave
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Yep, but fair play to her, she did manage to squeeze in the word 'Death'.timsinister wrote:A missed opportunity to shout "Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth Forever!" perhaps?
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And she threatened to Chin that prick with the Bow tie and the GOOFY TEETHPlanet Dave wrote:Yep, but fair play to her, she did manage to squeeze in the word 'Death'.timsinister wrote:A missed opportunity to shout "Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth Forever!" perhaps?
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