I love my wife!!

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TheGoodSon
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Yesterday, my wife and I celebrated our one year wedding anniversary.
My wife, being the absolutely adorable creature that she is, gave me a titanium ring with the inscription "First And Last And Always"! Best present ever...

It should be noted that I gave her a CD with all the music that was performed/played at our wedding (a friend of ours sang Depeche Mode´s "Somebody" in church - now THAT´S romantic :) ), but, really, it seems like kind of a flat gift in comparison to what she gave me....
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TheGoodSon wrote:Yesterday, my wife and I celebrated our one year wedding anniversary.
My wife, being the absolutely adorable creature that she is, gave me a titanium ring with the inscription "First And Last And Always"! Best present ever...

It should be noted that I gave her a CD with all the music that was performed/played at our wedding (a friend of ours sang Depeche Mode´s "Somebody" in church - now THAT´S romantic :) ), but, really, it seems like kind of a flat gift in comparison to what she gave me....
That's the best anniversary present! You lucky man.
I got a jumper. :lol:
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Maybe you could love other people's wives too.

It would save them a fortune on flowers
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TheGoodSon wrote: It should be noted that I gave her a CD with all the music that was performed/played at our wedding (a friend of ours sang Depeche Mode´s "Somebody" in church - now THAT´S romantic :) ), but, really, it seems like kind of a flat gift in comparison to what she gave me....

If it's any consolation, I'm a firm believer that it doesn't matter what you give someone as long as it's from the heart.
I'm sure she understands.

I took my wife back to Rosslyn Chapel last October for a third anniversary, which is where we got married before Dan Brown made it fashionable.

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I think my mother has just about forgiven me for booking The Smurphs to play our wedding reception. :lol:
You are what you drink - I'm a bitter man!
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