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Hi All

MrChris, MrsChris, and MiniChris can proudly announce the birth of MiniChris Rev2.0. He was born on Tuesday morning at 10:06, and like MiniChrisRev1.0 he was a whopping nine and a half pounds (4220 grams, for you Eurofreaks). Mother and baby are very well. We've called him Leonard, and no doubt he'll be called Leo or Lenny for short in due course. He likes to sleep and drink milk, and seems a very happy baby. With enormous feet, so he could be a tall one one day. MiniChris Rev1.0 has dealt really well with the new addition, and they have already exchanged gifts. Now, I'm going to sleep until they come home from the hospital.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Congrats! :notworthy:

Get him in that Chelsea babygrow soonest. :wink:

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Congratulations to the whole family MrChris! :D :notworthy: :D
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Congratulations. ;D

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congrats to mr and mrs chris, and little master leonard :D :notworthy:
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Wow, wonderful news... Enjoy it! All of you! :D
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Congratulations :notworthy:
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Congratulations and best wishes to all concerned!
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Congrats to the Chris Clan. :notworthy: :D

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Congratulations! May health and happiness be abundant.
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Congrats man! :D
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Congratulations :D

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Congrats MrChris.

Give me a shout if you want me to get you a Tranmere Rovers babygrow. :innocent:
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Congrat's :D
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congrats
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Congratulations to you all!
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Congratulations!!!

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Congrats! :notworthy:

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Is the Mrs having to sit on soft fluffy cushions?? :urff:

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sorry -i must have completely missed this earlier... :oops:

CONGRATULATIONS!!

well done mrs chris - huge cigar and a manly slap-on-the-back to mrchris . 8)

bet you're glad that's all over eh, mate? drinking to your baby's health right now -and yours of course.. :notworthy:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:sorry -i must have completely missed this earlier... :oops:

CONGRATULATIONS!!

well done mrs chris - huge cigar and a manly slap-on-the-back to mrchris . 8)

bet you're glad that's all over eh, mate? drinking to your baby's health right now -and yours of course.. :notworthy:
Quite. Utterly knackered too. But all very happy with little Leo. Thanks for all your messages, all of you! :D
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AND HERE HE IS !!! <---------------
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Aw, what a tiny little bundle of joy! :D :notworthy: :D

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