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Just downloaded a NIN music Vid Happiness in slavery and there's a willy in it!!!!!! :eek: <looks all embarresed>!! :oops:
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Sexygoth wrote:Just downloaded a NIN music Vid Happiness in slavery and there's a willy in it!!!!!! :eek: <looks all embarresed>!! :oops:
shhhhh!! debaser and ginger might hear you! :roll: :urff:
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Oh BG you know me......owt for a cheap laugh!!! YOU LOVE IT!!! ;D :lol: 8)
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The guy in the video is a famous masochist, can't remember his name at the moment Bob something. The was a touching documentry about his life called "Sick". He died of some awful disease, also can't remember what.

Most memorable part of the film: plank of wood, willy, nail, hammer. Imagine the rest.

that and getting a pool ball shoved up his arse by his girlfriend/mistress.
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hallucienate wrote:
Most memorable part of the film: plank of wood, willy, nail, hammer. Imagine the rest.
Christ. I've seen that. :eek:

If only you knew how long I'd spent forgetting it. :|
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sam donut wrote:
hallucienate wrote:
Most memorable part of the film: plank of wood, willy, nail, hammer. Imagine the rest.
Christ. I've seen that. :eek:

If only you knew how long I'd spent forgetting it. :|
and then when he pulls the nail out...
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aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, that'll be the jim rose circus then, seen em, yowza, was in therapy for months, still am actually, i have nightmares involving a hook and an iron, an old iron, a very very heavy old fashioned type of iron *shudder*

it's just not natural, i mean, how do you 'discover' you can do that?¿? one day just wake up and say 'today, i will put a bloody great hook through a hole in the end of my knob and try lifting a bloody great piece of metal with it'?¿?¿?¿

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i feel sick again...

is there a doctor in the house?¿?¿?¿?¿ :urff:
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wonder what ever happened to him?¿? last time i saw him he was living in a trailer park on the x-files, yowza, that must suck :P
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nearmethexperience wrote:aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, that'll be the jim rose circus then, seen em, yowza, was in therapy for months, still am actually, i have nightmares involving a hook and an iron, an old iron, a very very heavy old fashioned type of iron *shudder*

it's just not natural, i mean, how do you 'discover' you can do that?¿? one day just wake up and say 'today, i will put a bloody great hook through a hole in the end of my knob and try lifting a bloody great piece of metal with it'?¿?¿?¿

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i feel sick again...

is there a doctor in the house?¿?¿?¿?¿ :urff:
nope, i've also seen the Jim Rose Circus :notworthy:

Bob Flanagan (for that was his name) made Mr Lifto look like a wimp. I mean, who can't pick up a car battery with their knob :?:

Hey Sam, you remembered the pool ball sized bearing she shoved up his butt??
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I bet he pisses like a sprinkler.
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X wrote:I bet he pisses like a sprinkler.
Last I heard he was working in a Garden Centre - :-)

He was head of the Hoses/Sprinklers department!
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Holy living s**t. I think I'm going to be ill... :(
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What? with your Propaganda type background! :eek:
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RobF wrote:What? with your Propaganda type background! :eek:
:eek: :evil: :roll:

Ummmm...NO. Propaganda = sexy/kinky fetish and aesthetics - NOT blood-soaked depravity! I wouldn't have anything to do with the mag if it featured the kind of stuff you're talking about... *Barf* :urff:
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I used to read it but I can't seem to get hold of it ouside London to be honest, and I'm not paying a tenner for bloody "Skin Two" (which is crap anyway, and has poo music policy)
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nearmethexperience wrote:aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, that'll be the jim rose circus then, seen em, yowza, was in therapy for months, still am actually, i have nightmares involving a hook and an iron, an old iron, a very very heavy old fashioned type of iron *shudder*

it's just not natural, i mean, how do you 'discover' you can do that?¿? one day just wake up and say 'today, i will put a bloody great hook through a hole in the end of my knob and try lifting a bloody great piece of metal with it'?¿?¿?¿

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i feel sick again...

is there a doctor in the house?¿?¿?¿?¿ :urff:
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hallucienate wrote:
Hey Sam, you remembered the pool ball sized bearing she shoved up his butt??
:eek:

Thankfully I've not seen that bit. Someone just sent me an .avi of the plank of wood/hammer/knob/nail incident.

Make the nightmares stop.
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oh well, darn

he makes this really weird sound... and the whole table moves.
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just to prove I'm not making this up, here is a review of the film:
http://www.suntimes.com/ebert/ebert_rev ... 20501.html

No rude pics or anything, I promise
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hallucienate wrote:oh well, darn

he makes this really weird sound... and the whole table moves.
are you surprised? i'd make weird f**king sound and move the table too!!! :o :lol:

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Quiff Boy wrote:
hallucienate wrote:oh well, darn

he makes this really weird sound... and the whole table moves.
are you surprised? i'd make weird **** sound and move the table too!!! :o :lol:

:urff:
thats not what I heard :wink:
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hallucienate wrote:oh well, darn

he makes this really weird sound... and the whole table moves.
This face -----> :eek: is just so appropriate here.

Is the weird sound anything like this: "AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE-AAAARGH!!!!! STOOOOOOOP! PLEASE! AAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGGHHHHHH!!"?
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Sexygoth wrote:Just downloaded a NIN music Vid Happiness in slavery and there's a willy in it!!!!!! :eek: <looks all embarresed>!! :oops:
shhhhh!! debaser and ginger might hear you! :roll: :urff:
But WHO'S willie?? I mean they are not the worl'd most aesthetically pleasing apendage now are they?
But anything that attached to said Mr Manson is always worth a shuftie.....

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