....... a nasal hair trimmer.
I'm 38 and I've been after one for years, dropping hints to relatives, girlfriends, wives the lot with no response.
As you might recall I am newly single so I decided to treat myself, and what a fantastic purchase - I am now beautiful. I recommend Remington's titanium blades unreservedly.
That is all.
I just treated myself to.....
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Men in your unfortunate position usually get a Harley. Glad you went for the sensible option
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I use this.
Titanium stuff is for pussies.
IZ.
Titanium stuff is for pussies.
IZ.
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The day my bf asks me to buy a nasal trimmer for him is the last day of the relationship.ruffers wrote:....... a nasal hair trimmer.
I'm 38 and I've been after one for years, dropping hints to relatives, girlfriends, wives the lot with no response.
traumatic experience: I was once send out to buy mens underwear. The saleswoman asked me to form a fist to show the size of my man.
Needless to say he never got anything from the "mens departement".
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
I'm going to get me one of them, I expect regular reports on practicality/ease of use/effectiveness ect.ruffers wrote:....... a nasal hair trimmer.
I'm 38 and I've been after one for years, dropping hints to relatives, girlfriends, wives the lot with no response.
As you might recall I am newly single so I decided to treat myself, and what a fantastic purchase - I am now beautiful. I recommend Remington's titanium blades unreservedly.
That is all.
I'm 34 and wondering at what age I'll find hairy toes/nose/back any fuckin' benefit
*edit* I forgot ears, whatthefuck are hairy ears all about
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Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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ExactlyBrideoffrankenstein wrote:Ew!
Luckily I'm not of 'the hairy kind'
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@ Iz. It'll be a "crack, back, and sack" wax next!
I like a well-groomed man, though not in the David Beckam "metrosexual" mode.
Hair belongs on the head, chaps. Be told .
I like a well-groomed man, though not in the David Beckam "metrosexual" mode.
Hair belongs on the head, chaps. Be told .
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
The Sack skin tears very easily, so beware of waxing, I've been on the losing end of a bet which left me with a Brazilian , not a flattering look for a guy fuckin' ouch!!boudicca wrote: @ Iz. It'll be a "crack, back, and sack" wax next!
I like a well-groomed man, though not in the David Beckam "metrosexual" mode.
Hair belongs on the head, chaps. Be told .
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
But us bald men are more virileboudicca wrote:Hair belongs on the head, chaps. Be told .
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Aaaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!scotty wrote:The Sack skin tears very easily, so beware of waxing, I've been on the losing end of a bet which left me with a Brazilian , not a flattering look for a guy fuckin' ouch!!boudicca wrote: @ Iz. It'll be a "crack, back, and sack" wax next!
I like a well-groomed man, though not in the David Beckam "metrosexual" mode.
Hair belongs on the head, chaps. Be told .
I don't even have a "sack" and it's hurting!
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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See what you're doing to usboudicca wrote:Aaaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!scotty wrote:The Sack skin tears very easily, so beware of waxing, I've been on the losing end of a bet which left me with a Brazilian , not a flattering look for a guy fuckin' ouch!!boudicca wrote: @ Iz. It'll be a "crack, back, and sack" wax next!
I like a well-groomed man, though not in the David Beckam "metrosexual" mode.
Hair belongs on the head, chaps. Be told .
I don't even have a "sack" and it's hurting!
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Yes.Obviousman wrote:See what you're doing to usboudicca wrote:Aaaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!
I don't even have a "sack" and it's hurting!
And it's fun.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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