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....... a nasal hair trimmer.

I'm 38 and I've been after one for years, dropping hints to relatives, girlfriends, wives the lot with no response.

As you might recall I am newly single so I decided to treat myself, and what a fantastic purchase - I am now beautiful. I recommend Remington's titanium blades unreservedly.

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I use this.

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ruffers wrote:....... a nasal hair trimmer.

I'm 38 and I've been after one for years, dropping hints to relatives, girlfriends, wives the lot with no response.
The day my bf asks me to buy a nasal trimmer for him is the last day of the relationship.

traumatic experience: I was once send out to buy mens underwear. The saleswoman asked me to form a fist to show the size of my man. :eek:
Needless to say he never got anything from the "mens departement".
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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ruffers wrote:....... a nasal hair trimmer.

I'm 38 and I've been after one for years, dropping hints to relatives, girlfriends, wives the lot with no response.

As you might recall I am newly single so I decided to treat myself, and what a fantastic purchase - I am now beautiful. I recommend Remington's titanium blades unreservedly.

That is all.
:lol: :lol: I'm going to get me one of them, I expect regular reports on practicality/ease of use/effectiveness ect.

I'm 34 and wondering at what age I'll find hairy toes/nose/back any fuckin' benefit :roll: :urff:
*edit* I forgot ears, whatthefuck are hairy ears all about :urff: :evil:
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Ew!
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Ew!
Exactly :lol:

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:lol: @ Iz. It'll be a "crack, back, and sack" wax next! :lol: :twisted:

I like a well-groomed man, though not in the David Beckam "metrosexual" mode.

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boudicca wrote::lol: @ Iz. It'll be a "crack, back, and sack" wax next! :lol: :twisted:

I like a well-groomed man, though not in the David Beckam "metrosexual" mode.

Hair belongs on the head, chaps. Be told :von: .
The Sack skin tears very easily, so beware of waxing, I've been on the losing end of a bet which left me with a Brazilian :eek: :evil: , not a flattering look for a guy :roll: fuckin' ouch!!
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boudicca wrote:Hair belongs on the head, chaps. Be told :von: .
But us bald men are more virile :wink: ;D

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scotty wrote:
boudicca wrote::lol: @ Iz. It'll be a "crack, back, and sack" wax next! :lol: :twisted:

I like a well-groomed man, though not in the David Beckam "metrosexual" mode.

Hair belongs on the head, chaps. Be told :von: .
The Sack skin tears very easily, so beware of waxing, I've been on the losing end of a bet which left me with a Brazilian :eek: :evil: , not a flattering look for a guy :roll: fuckin' ouch!!
Aaaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!

I don't even have a "sack" and it's hurting! :eek: :lol:
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boudicca wrote:
scotty wrote:
boudicca wrote::lol: @ Iz. It'll be a "crack, back, and sack" wax next! :lol: :twisted:

I like a well-groomed man, though not in the David Beckam "metrosexual" mode.

Hair belongs on the head, chaps. Be told :von: .
The Sack skin tears very easily, so beware of waxing, I've been on the losing end of a bet which left me with a Brazilian :eek: :evil: , not a flattering look for a guy :roll: fuckin' ouch!!
Aaaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!

I don't even have a "sack" and it's hurting! :eek: :lol:
See what you're doing to us :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:
boudicca wrote:Aaaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!

I don't even have a "sack" and it's hurting! :eek: :lol:
See what you're doing to us :lol:
Yes.

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What have I started?


Get one.

Now.
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ruffers wrote:What have I started?


Get one.

Now.
Wot, a crack, back and sack? :innocent:
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