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Whilst trawling through all the Dominion posts in my Junk Mail folder, I had to pass a few spam mails. This one caught my eye:
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They're not really spam. The Internet is waking up. These messages are its first attempts at communication. That's why it doesn't seem to make sense; it hasn't learned to speak properly yet.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
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Christ, what do we do when it realises what we've done to it?
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It's going to have some odd ideas about human sexuality.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
- smiscandlon
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The title of a spam that slipped into my box today:
"Spermamax can get pregnant even a man."
"Spermamax can get pregnant even a man."
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smiscandlon wrote:The title of a spam that slipped into my box today:
"Spermamax can get pregnant even a man."
Why don't you buy it and see. If not you still might have "BESST SEX EVERR!!!!!!!!"
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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when i read my email today (after not having done so for nearly a week) i was impressed to see my inbox was brimming with messages from sisters rarities group members telling me how successful the varying lonely-hearts/dating agencies were that they had joined. apparently there are thousands of single women out there simply gagging for it.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
Don't look at me, I made the ones where i'm a moderator - restricted, so no spammers can join up without approval.eastmidswhizzkid wrote:when i read my email today (after not having done so for nearly a week) i was impressed to see my inbox was brimming with messages from sisters rarities group members telling me how successful the varying lonely-hearts/dating agencies were that they had joined. apparently there are thousands of single women out there simply gagging for it.
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today's wise words of advice
Some of the best poetry this forum has seen all week.Peterson Tommy wrote: to do type
And cough wait
school say fill
must sign accept
true wakeup rain
Be fall sleep
close change study
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awake take accept
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she allow eat
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no worries si -it never even entered my head that this was anything to do with you....so you're saying none of these thousands of gagging for it chicks exist? gutted...Big Si wrote:Don't look at me, I made the ones where i'm a moderator - restricted, so no spammers can join up without approval.eastmidswhizzkid wrote:when i read my email today (after not having done so for nearly a week) i was impressed to see my inbox was brimming with messages from sisters rarities group members telling me how successful the varying lonely-hearts/dating agencies were that they had joined. apparently there are thousands of single women out there simply gagging for it.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Egads.
"A man with a small dick is like a candle that is almost burned. Be a new candle with Advanced Gain Pro Penis Enlargement Pills."
"A man with a small dick is like a candle that is almost burned. Be a new candle with Advanced Gain Pro Penis Enlargement Pills."
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cheek
see my video's inside
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nick the stripper wrote:Gum jobs?mature wrote:So, get ready for soft, sloppy gum jobs followed by a nice pinch on the =
cheek
see my video's inside
http://www.newdsite.com
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You could be right there Claire. According to today's promotional e-mail:boudicca wrote:smiscandlon wrote:The title of a spam that slipped into my box today:
"Spermamax can get pregnant even a man."
Why don't you buy it and see. If not you still might have "BESST SEX EVERR!!!!!!!!"
"With Spermamax you will need the whole towel instead of napkin to wipe off the results of your orgasm. "
Ewww.
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It gets better:
With Spermamax one towel won’t be enough to wipe off your sperm.
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Hmmmm. Where do I get me some of these spinning ladies?
With Spermamax one towel won’t be enough to wipe off your sperm.
Inundate your neighbors with the amount of your sperm with Spermamax.
If you take Spermamax, women will spin around you like the planets spin around the Sun.
Hmmmm. Where do I get me some of these spinning ladies?
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WTF?smiscandlon wrote: Inundate your neighbors with the amount of your sperm
Way to get yourself an ASBO!
I can't believe you've not been convinced to buy it yet.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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Who says I haven't?boudicca wrote:WTF?smiscandlon wrote: Inundate your neighbors with the amount of your sperm
Way to get yourself an ASBO!
I can't believe you've not been convinced to buy it yet.
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I should point out for the sake of the viewing public that this refers to one of my workmates - not just some random pervy guy I hang around with...boudicca wrote:You've definitely been spending too much time round that pervy guy...smiscandlon wrote:Who says I haven't?
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That's not what you told me...smiscandlon wrote:I should point out for the sake of the viewing public that this refers to one of my workmates - not just some random pervy guy I hang around with...boudicca wrote: You've definitely been spending too much time round that pervy guy...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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What can I say? I can't resist a guy in chaps and a cowboy hat.boudicca wrote:That's not what you told me...smiscandlon wrote:I should point out for the sake of the viewing public that this refers to one of my workmates - not just some random pervy guy I hang around with...boudicca wrote: You've definitely been spending too much time round that pervy guy...
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