Poor Timsinister

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Ed Rhombus wrote:He's more Dum Dum than Batfink
He'll set his fireing squad on ya..
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d00mw0lf wrote:
Ed Rhombus wrote:He's more Dum Dum than Batfink
He'll set his fireing squad on ya..
Water pistols, d00m. Don't tell anyone...
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boudicca wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:
Ed Rhombus wrote:He's more Dum Dum than Batfink
He'll set his fireing squad on ya..
Water pistols, d00m. Don't tell anyone...
<resists urge to make terrible joke> :lol:
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d00mw0lf wrote:
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d00mw0lf wrote:He'll set his fireing squad on ya..
Water pistols, d00m. Don't tell anyone...
<resists urge to make terrible joke> :lol:
Oh no please do! Nothing's too low for this thread... ;D

Go on! Plumb the depths!
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boudicca wrote:
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boudicca wrote: Water pistols, d00m. Don't tell anyone...
<resists urge to make terrible joke> :lol:
Oh no please do! Nothing's too low for this thread... ;D

Go on! Plumb the depths!
At this time of night? :urff:
I'll have you know I have to be in Dudley tomorrow. Surley that's enough bad jokes for a whole week?
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d00mw0lf wrote:Surley that's enough bad jokes for a whole week?
Yes.
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timsinister wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:Surley that's enough bad jokes for a whole week?
Yes.
Re the avatar, Timothy dear...

She made me do it!


Anyways, you know my take on it really... :notworthy:
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boudicca wrote:
timsinister wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:Surley that's enough bad jokes for a whole week?
Yes.
Re the avatar, Timothy dear...

She made me do it!


Anyways, you know my take on it really... :notworthy:
@ boudicca: you do realise that if you scroll down this page, your avatar is looking adoringly up at Tim's? :wink: :lol:
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timsinister wrote: Yes.
Re the avatar, Timothy dear...

She made me do it!


Anyways, you know my take on it really... :notworthy:
@ boudicca: you do realise that if you scroll down this page, your avatar is looking adoringly up at Tim's? :wink: :lol:
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

That's not Tim tho' that's some freak dude I want him to REMOVE.
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Please put up the avatar, Timothy darling.

It goes with mine.

We can be the "dread in monochrome" twins. ;D
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On the Big List of Ways Not To Get Tim Sinister To Do Something...very, very high up...is calling me 'Timothy Darling'.

It's taken me a couple of decades to get used to 'Tim'. :|
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timsinister wrote:On the Big List of Ways Not To Get Tim Sinister To Do Something...very, very high up...is calling me 'Timothy Darling'.

It's taken me a couple of decades to get used to 'Tim'. :|
Can I call you Timmywims?
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Can you breathe through your ears?
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timsinister wrote:Can you breathe through your ears?
As a matter of fact... no, I can't.
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Ah well, a skill that would be useful to you if I was forced to act upon you calling me...that.

Just FYI.
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timsinister wrote:Ah well, a skill that would be useful to you if I was forced to act upon you calling me...that.

Just FYI.
I'm off to edit a post I made earlier. :eek:

Bye, Timmywims. :P
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timsinister wrote:On the Big List of Ways Not To Get Tim Sinister To Do Something...very, very high up...is calling me 'Timothy Darling'.
It's back to the comedy mallet, then... :lol:
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timsinister wrote:Can you breathe through your ears?
As a matter of fact... no, I can't.
I could put something along the lines of that'd be a useful skill for any man. :innocent:

But I'm a good girl. So I shan't :twisted: :wink: :lol:
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:
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timsinister wrote:Can you breathe through your ears?
As a matter of fact... no, I can't.
I could put something along the lines of that'd be a useful skill for any man. :innocent:

But I'm a good girl. So I shan't :twisted: :wink: :lol:
We're sure we don't know what you mean... :innocent: :twisted:
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boudicca wrote:
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nick the stripper wrote: As a matter of fact... no, I can't.
I could put something along the lines of that'd be a useful skill for any man. :innocent:

But I'm a good girl. So I shan't :twisted: :wink: :lol:
We're sure we don't know what you mean... :innocent: :twisted:
But it does sound like a smashing opening line for a song in Timsinister: The Musical... :wink:

Where's that concept album anyway eh? S'going to be worse than waiting for the man :von: at this rate 8) :D
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Are we bored of Tim now?

Or has a secret underground 'Cult of Tim' been started, who are now armed and waiting for Armageddon when there will be nothing left but rats and Timmy obsessives?
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We're all busy writing "TimSinister - the musical!" probably.
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Ed Rhombus wrote:Are we bored of Tim now?

Or has a secret underground 'Cult of Tim' been started, who are now armed and waiting for Armageddon when there will be nothing left but rats and Timmy obsessives?
Hurrah! Ed's resurrected The Thread. Cheers chief :lol:

Let's go to work... :twisted:
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Now I'm scared...
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