You're evidently not!Ed Rhombus wrote:Are we bored of Tim now?
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Give someone YOU care about a TimSinister! They're the gift that just keeps on giving!
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d00mw0lf wrote:Give someone YOU care about a TimSinister! They're the gift that just keeps on giving!
Earlier in this thread, At 4.11pm, 16th Aug 2005, boudicca wrote:He's the gift that just keeps on giving!
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Does this TimSinister come with cash, booze and porn?
If it contains any of the above, could I please have one?
If it contains any of the above, could I please have one?
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
He's rarely to be found without booze, but you don't really want his second-hand alcomaholMadameButterfly wrote:Does this TimSinister come with cash, booze and porn?
If it contains any of the above, could I please have one?
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I'll take your word for not wanting his second-hand alcomahol?d00mw0lf wrote:He's rarely to be found without booze, but you don't really want his second-hand alcomaholMadameButterfly wrote:Does this TimSinister come with cash, booze and porn?
If it contains any of the above, could I please have one?
But booze sounds cool.
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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you wouldn't want second-hand porn if it meant the pages were stuck together.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:you wouldn't want second-hand porn if it meant the pages were stuck together.
I hope you're not suggesting anyone on HL ejaculates blu-tack?
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boudicca wrote:eastmidswhizzkid wrote:you wouldn't want second-hand porn if it meant the pages were stuck together.
I hope you're not suggesting anyone on HL ejaculates blu-tack?
*half of Daves last beer spurts across the room*
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
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Poor choice of words, Dave...Planet Dave wrote:boudicca wrote:eastmidswhizzkid wrote:you wouldn't want second-hand porn if it meant the pages were stuck together.
I hope you're not suggesting anyone on HL ejaculates blu-tack?
*half of Daves last beer spurts across the room*
анархия
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Beer, blu-tack and urmmm... gentlemans' relish...
Three things you do NOT want to get mixed up .
Imagine the hilarious consequences that could ensue! Asking for a "pint" would never be the same again .
Three things you do NOT want to get mixed up .
Imagine the hilarious consequences that could ensue! Asking for a "pint" would never be the same again .
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You're sooo posh!boudicca wrote:gentlemans' relish...
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I'm really proud of myself for just coming up with a new euphemism!smiscandlon wrote:You're sooo posh!boudicca wrote:gentlemans' relish...
Aww, hell, dodgy choice of words again...
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My Tim obsession is a small port and lemon compared to your raging dipsomania.boudicca wrote:You're evidently not!Ed Rhombus wrote:Are we bored of Tim now?
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You're all a set of etc...
Is that what you're supposed to do with pot noodles?!boudicca wrote:With gentleman's relish on the side, inevitably...Dark wrote:And you think we're bad, Claire.
Pot Noodle, anyone?
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Well, they taste crap anyway, innit...?d00mw0lf wrote:Is that what you're supposed to do with pot noodles?!boudicca wrote:With gentleman's relish on the side, inevitably...Dark wrote:And you think we're bad, Claire.
Pot Noodle, anyone?
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It's at times like these that I wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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Don't tell me - you don't know because you weren't listening?
Motz, I can guarantee you there's nothing alive in a Pot Noodle. There's so many chemicals, it pretty much sterilises whatever it touches.
Perfect,
Motz, I can guarantee you there's nothing alive in a Pot Noodle. There's so many chemicals, it pretty much sterilises whatever it touches.
Perfect,
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timsinister wrote:Don't tell me - you don't know because you weren't listening?
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell