Soggy Biscuits

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 732886.stm

So there's this guy sitting in Selfridges making models out of "an estimated 72,000 biscuits, including digestives, chocolate digestives, rich tea, hobnobs, caramels and fruit shortcake."

I wonder why he's not using Garibaldis - I should think that their thin profile yet overall structural integrity would make them ideal for such a project.
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Having read the topic title, I'm somewhat amused by the artist in question having the surname "Dong" :lol:

I'm also wondering why the fcuk I clicked it in the first place ;D
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he must be......















....CRACKERS!!!
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And I knew the words to every song.
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Thank you Lee.

That one definitely took the biscuit :roll:
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not having met me you can't call me gary baldy!
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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:lol: Well this is a thread of unparalleled quality and no mistake!

Thank you Lee, that will be all... :P :roll:

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i wouldn't mind "tasting" a couple of restaurants .... for once i could start right off with the dessert :notworthy:


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