Real or a Sock?
Ah, so you want to suck his sock , kinky!Motz wrote:I thought the phrase was "Suck it and See"
I think we'll be reading this thread in "General" before to long.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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with all von's groupie cast-offs white socks can't possibly mean the same in germany as they do at secondary school here.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
Interesting. In Germany white socks mean nothing but bad taste but I am curious to hear other interpretations.
However, white socks on your feet are still better than any socks in your trousers (or a girls' bra) by the way.
However, white socks on your feet are still better than any socks in your trousers (or a girls' bra) by the way.
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Having such a nick hardly gives you the choice...Gollum's Cock wrote:Can I be the first here to actually say cock.
COCK
Mind you, I've been writing that word since I was a toddler
As Mrs E will confirm - it is entirely possible in such trousers.Motz wrote:Apparently it's not possible for that to happen in such trousers, so its probably just a crease
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Apparently the whole Monica-gate thing in the US a few years ago was the result of a misunderstanding. You see, Bill Clinton was a southern boy, with a penchant for eating deep-fried things, esp. deep-fried pickles (don't laugh). Anyway, the chef at the White House was a french guy, cordon bleu, and he was under strict instructions from Hillary not to cook anything unhealthy (like deep-fried pickles). Bill grumbled, but to no avail.Pat wrote:17 posts and still no knob jokes, ach well back to my decorating.
Then Hillary was away on a visit somewhere, so Bill told the chef to cook up some deep-fried pickles for a snack. Jacques (for 'twas his name) did his very best, and brought a plate of them to Bill in the Oval Office. Bill ate all of them at one sitting.
Alas, years of eating healthy food had taken its toll, and Bill suddenly suffered an acute bout of indigestion and stomach cramps. The cramps were so bad that he keeled over and fell out of his chair. The noise was heard by the people in the outer office, among them one Monica Lewinsky. She dashed in, saw her boss doubled over on the floor, and cried, "Mr. President! Whatever is the matter? What can I do for you?"
Bill replied, "Sack my cook!".
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Seemingly , in Court, Clinton was asked if he had ever bought Miss Lewinsky any gifts, after being asked numerous times, he finaly gave in and admitted that he had indeed "Splashed out on a new dress"
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Next!
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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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Erudite wrote:As Mrs E will confirm - it is entirely possible in such trousers.Motz wrote:Apparently it's not possible for that to happen in such trousers, so its probably just a crease
yikes! Mrs E confirms? Well then, that should be settled and all those that doubt should be immediately sent to bed without dinner.
We always knew what a wad Von packed, didn't we?