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Poor bastard.

(And that's genuine)
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Norman Hunter wrote:Poor bastard.

(And that's genuine)
He's a bastard.

(And that's also genuine) :innocent:
Give me one good reason
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Coming from a staunch Leeds United fan & absolute Man United hater... I also wish him all the best & hope he recovers.
I hate him in a footballing sense but injuries like that put things into perspective.
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I just knew straight away it was nasty. Saw his foot/ankle hang Larsson -style after he fell. Ouch.

Guess they could loan Gregan until the end of the season, now Miller is tied up :lol:
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Norman Hunter wrote:I just knew straight away it was nasty. Saw his foot/ankle hang Larsson -style after he fell. Ouch.

Guess they could loan Gregan until the end of the season, now Miller is tied up :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Gregan is the king!!!! We can't let him go anywhere! His electric pace would scare the hell out of the Premiership anyway.
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Still don't get what a striker is doing playing in midfield.

But then maybe I don't understand football.
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Black Shuck wrote:Still don't get what a striker is doing playing in midfield.
Not very much for the next coupla years. :?

But it's a good point. If an Everton fan thinks it's unusual, imagine how we feel. :urff: Still, he is / was in good company with a left-back, a centre-back, a carthorse (Fletch) and....a midfielder, til he got struck blind. :evil:

Hey ho, I assume this is all still part of the Remove The Glazer's Masterplan A.
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Footballer with an injury??

What happened? Did he break a nail?? Someone pull a bit of his hair??
Only a paand.
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He's broken his leg and will be unable to play for about 8 months.
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Alan Smith said...

'I knew I was in trouble when I looked down and saw my leg pointing one way and my ankle pointing towards Hong Kong'.
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markfiend wrote:He's broken his leg and will be unable to play for about 8 months.
But he hasn't really played a game since joining Man Utd :innocent:
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scotty wrote:
markfiend wrote:He's broken his leg and will be unable to play for about 8 months.
But he hasn't really played a game since joining Man Utd :innocent:
Is that Manchestersterster Buccaneers?
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:
scotty wrote:
markfiend wrote:He's broken his leg and will be unable to play for about 8 months.
But he hasn't really played a game since joining Man Utd :innocent:
Is that Manchestersterster Buccaneers?
That's them :D , you do the Beer, we'll do the Fitba' :D
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