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- Underneath the Rock
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I've received mail for "Korin", "Dark", "Korin The Dark", hell, once a lovely lady sent me a package addressed to "Tom Ashton". I had no idea I was that good on the geetar.
But then, it could be worse. You wouldn't want to send mail to "bodyandsoul666" or "Dr.Rhythm505" or some such.
But then, it could be worse. You wouldn't want to send mail to "bodyandsoul666" or "Dr.Rhythm505" or some such.
- markfiend
- goriller of form 3b
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Heh. Imagine how embarrassing it would be if you had to pick up a package from the Post Office and explain why your ID doesn't match the name on the parcel.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
- James Blast
- Banned
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packages for James Blast drop through my door all the time
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
- eastmidswhizzkid
- Faster Than The Light Of Speed
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none for "Red Sunsets Esq." ?
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
- Planet Dave
- Underneath the Rock
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Sod the post office staff, try explaining to the kids who Planet Dave is.
If it ain't the jiffybags, it's the t-shirts.
If it ain't the jiffybags, it's the t-shirts.
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
I had a parcel addressed to "TheConfusedEgo" once. There was no confusion, since my parents knew which part of the house their most weird offspring lived and just chucked it up there. Turns out it was a rather fetching t-shirt from the forum that I moderated under that name
- Silver_Owl
- The Don
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Having just inspected the rest of that site - is it a Phillipino Sisters covers band?
Can't we book them for the Heartland do in July?
Can't we book them for the Heartland do in July?
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
- ailime
- Amphetamine Filth
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i would quoite like to have a parcel adressed to Ailime Togusa (which is my internet ID) but that won't happen - i know - so i can dream
on the other hand, it would be funny to recieve something to my yahoo ID "sorbet_a_la_mangue" (mango sherbet) i only can imagine my parent's face...
emi
on the other hand, it would be funny to recieve something to my yahoo ID "sorbet_a_la_mangue" (mango sherbet) i only can imagine my parent's face...
emi
in short : Andrew Eldritch's effect on meLes vertiges de l'amour et les effets de la drogue
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- Silver_Owl
- The Don
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What's your address?ailime wrote:i would quoite like to have a parcel adressed to Ailime Togusa (which is my internet ID) but that won't happen - i know - so i can dream
on the other hand, it would be funny to recieve something to my yahoo ID "sorbet_a_la_mangue" (mango sherbet) i only can imagine my parent's face...
emi
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
- timsinister
- The Oncoming Storm
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Just spent the weekend in Nottingham under the name Tim Sinister. The staff didn't bat an eyelid.
I'd question the authenticity of that photo.
I'd question the authenticity of that photo.
- markfiend
- goriller of form 3b
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Heh. Next time I book in somewhere I'll try registering as Mr and Mrs Fiend
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
- James Blast
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and wasn't there one James Blast residing at the rabbit warren known as The Comfort Inn, Leeds, last Bloktober
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
There was.James Blast wrote:and wasn't there one James Blast residing at the rabbit warren known as The Comfort Inn, Leeds, last Bloktober
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
- Obviousman
- Outside the Simian Flock
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I've never recieved any Obviousman stuff in the post, and I'm not planning too either
I would fancy my full name on an envelope though
I would fancy my full name on an envelope though
- Obviousman
- Outside the Simian Flock
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No you didn't
Left out my middle names (hardly know how to spell them myself, actually )
Left out my middle names (hardly know how to spell them myself, actually )
- Obviousman
- Outside the Simian Flock
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Nah
*checks passport*
Nicolaï Sergej Alexei
Parents
*checks passport*
Nicolaï Sergej Alexei
Parents
Listen, its a lot better then getting a call from someone with a fey english accent asking for Mr. Kaaahst.
- eastmidswhizzkid
- Faster Than The Light Of Speed
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after they'd saddled you with your surname i guess they figured that it didn't matter.Obviousman wrote:Nah
*checks passport*
Nicolaï Sergej Alexei
Parents
if you had grown-up here you would have to put up with an awful amount of piss-taking i'm afraid.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
- Obviousman
- Outside the Simian Flock
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:after they'd saddled you with your surname i guess they figured that it didn't matter.
if you had grown-up here you would have to put up with an awful amount of piss-taking i'm afraid.
I can imagine that, though...
Luckily my surname doesn't really have that kind of meaning here. There's only this TV-series on nowadays about a detective de Cock spelled C-O-C-K.
Guess what they say each time I have to spell out my name
First name, ah, well, a zero now and then back in the days, but that's all a bit childish isn't it. Now I only get to hear people who think it's a cool name
- James Blast
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would his name have been something like Zebedee MacRooster?eastmidswhizzkid wrote:after they'd saddled you with your surname i guess they figured that it didn't matter.Obviousman wrote:Nah
*checks passport*
Nicolaï Sergej Alexei
Parents
if you had grown-up here you would have to put up with an awful amount of piss-taking i'm afraid.
Zeno's a well cool name
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
- eastmidswhizzkid
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zeno's a cool name, i'll grant you that. and i know all about dodgy surnames myself.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
- James Blast
- Banned
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- Joined: 11 Jun 2003, 18:58
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can't ye change it tae...eastmidswhizzkid wrote:zeno's a cool name, i'll grant you that. and i know all about dodgy surnames myself.
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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele